1000 Sausages and Dingleberries
Because sometimes, only sausages and dingleberries can save you.
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1000 Sausages and Dingleberries
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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Mr Ben
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
1000 Sausages and Dingleberries shows up when conversations go off the rails—when someone brings up an off-limits topic or things just get awkward. Each entry gives you something else to think about. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes a little rude, but always unexpected. This book is here to distract, entertain, and maybe even cheer you up when you’re feeling down.
It’s the perfect escape hatch for uncomfortable moments. Stuck in a tense family dinner? Flip to page 72 and casually bring up “The Sausage That Spoke Latin.” On a bad date? Dingleberry trivia might save the night—or end it quickly. Whether you're diffusing drama or just avoiding small talk, this book gives you a weird and wonderful way out.
🚨 Instant distraction when conversations get weird.
🌭 1,000 totally unnecessary ideas involving sausages, dingleberries, and other nonsense.
😂 Guaranteed laughs (or at least confused blinking).
🚪 Escape awkwardness with a well-timed dingleberry fact.
🧠 Deep thoughts you never wanted about cured meats.
🙃 Sometimes funny, sometimes rude, always unexpected.
🪤 Bait for banter at parties, dates, or family dinners.
📖 No plot, no problem—just pure absurdity in small bites.
😶🌫️ Perfect for awkward silences, boring Zoom calls, or long car rides.
🛟 Your conversational life raft in a sea of cringe.
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