• Episode 25 - Dunn and Dunner - Let's do this
    Nov 21 2024

    Alright, here we go! We invited our very first guest—a loyal listener and friend of the show—and things were going great... until our recording device decided to give up on us. Classic Thom move - what a dick 🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, we managed to claw it back, and we think we've still captured all the chaos and hilarity!

    In this episode, you'll find our hideously funny take on "Mr and Mrs," some all-too-relatable train travel woes; it is coming up to Christmas for goodness sake...and our general conversation just shows how some people just sound better on tape... ok recordings... 🤔

    Plus, with a few fun facts from Mrs Dunn, it’s another perfectly blunderful episode for you to enjoy! 🎙️😂

    #PodcastFails #RecordingMishaps #FunTimes #MrAndMrs #ChristmasVibes #TravelAnnoyances #FunnyPodcast #ThomAndDunn #PodcastLife

    OK, so we invited our first guest and fellow loyal listener and it was all going so well until our recording device died, Thom - What a dick! But we've pulled it back from the brink and we think we have still captured our hideous and hilarious version of Mr and Mrs alongside some train travel annoyances, relatable content of Christmas, and how some people just sound better than us on tape.... is it still called tape? Add some facts from Dunn and it's another fun and blunderful episode

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    50 mins
  • Episode 24 - All is orange and the odd festish
    Nov 7 2024

    It's all gone orange—whether it’s Trump, a weird obsession, or an intense love of old tights! 🍊 Come and listen to episode 24 (no judgment on the orange thing) 😂 we can't get too political...anyway it's soon going to be all red and green!! The joys says, Thom

    PMO (Pisses Me Off)—not quite a "boils my piss," but a proper gripe, and it's all about the bloody hassle of washing clothes—dropping, shoving, and the usual chaos! 🧺😤

    Question: Ever been trapped in an escape room with a Cheshire Cat? Just open the door, ladies! 😂 And let’s not forget the lovely symphony of cold noises from your other half... gets right up your nose, doesn’t it?

    We also share those classic baby and toddler moments when you have to act fast—because when nature calls, it really calls! 🚼 Plus, whose bright innovative idea was it to put a mirror on the loo seat? Seriously, WHY?! There's so much packed into this week’s chat, it’s like we’re right there in your living room! Grab a cuppa and join us, or pop us in your ears while walking the dog, tackling the laundry, cooking, shopping, or even on your commute. However you listen, we're here to keep you entertained! ☕ we really are - ONLY FANS...nooooo

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 23 - Old Ladies, a Lamb, and a tail needing a vibrator
    Oct 24 2024

    Welcome to our spooky episode, where we share some cringe-worthy jokes (you're welcome) and fascinating ghoul facts, including a bizarre tale from Dunn about bloodthirsty butterflies! 🦋 We dive into weird snacks, pointless biscuits, and why doing voiceovers might be our next gig. Oh, and a naughty Muppet named Desmond who’ll give you more than a finger infection!

    We also chat about dreamy states, love, and whether your height makes you assertive (not gobby) in a crowded room. 👻. I say, Love... Thom dislikes to be called Love; unless you're a butcher or an old man with big ears!

    Tune in for laughs, strange facts, and unexpected treats! mwahhhhhhh 🎃👻🕸️🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 22 - A Three Toed Sloth
    Oct 10 2024

    Thom's howling with laughter this week, while Dunn's losing her cool over Thorful's handcrafted, playful, and luxurious seasonal shenanigans. Yes, it's a mouthful, but Dunn's got plenty to say about knitted mushrooms and orange throws! 🎃🍂

    Meanwhile, the hound has been barking non-stop, leaving us to wonder if removing his voice box might be a little too extreme... but oh, the peace it would bring! 🐕🔊

    In this episode, we're diving into all things that shouldn't be taboo... period! and sharing some hilarious podcast stories we've discovered this week. As the spooky season creeps in, we’re getting those spiders out of the loft and leaving buckets of water for the postmen and women to bob for apples – because why not? 🍏💦

    Also on the agenda: Toad… no, Thom, 3-toed sloth! Dunn’s bizarre audition experience...Thrutch face, and a chat about all those quirky things you secretly love but know are a bit weird.

    And of course, tune in for our binge-watch TV recommendations – because what's life without a good show to get obsessed with?

    Join us for a fun, cheeky episode full of random hilarity! I think Thom may now be over it

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 21 - Schnauzer and Sphincter
    Sep 26 2024

    Welcome to Episode 21! 🎙️ This week, we're diving into the big questions: What’s your favourite snack, and what's your favourite name for boobs? Is "MILF" the new "Mofo"? Plus, we tackle the stereotypes about people who work from home. We've got all the conversation starters, along with some fresh words and phrases we’re loving—like Ches-tic-les (Margaret Thatcher had these, FYI). 😏

    We also ask: What would we do without Marks & Sparks, the great British institution? And where do you stand on tech? Are you embracing the digital age or still clinging to your Filofax and family calendar? 📅 Thom just doesn't get the obsession with stationery, but hey, each to their own!

    As we head towards old age, we’re determined not to be boomers. 🙅‍♀️ Does perimenopause have you feeling a little forgetful, or is it the grind of your monthly cycle leaving you drained?

    Join us for some laughs, relatable topics, and a joke or two that’ll have you LOLing for sure! 😄

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 20 - Can you imagine having a sperm that's bigger than your own head?
    Sep 12 2024

    🍷 We're sipping wine this episode (is it better than coffee? You decide!).

    Double intruders, Pinocchio's lies, and why having three balls can give you a new name! We dive into the quirky world of bald cats and hairy girls, and why we desperately need more pubs with new names, like Beer and Bollocks or something more feminine - Vino and V...

    If someone dares to put up a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign, we have way better suggestions. Plus, seashells and lighthouses in a coastal Cottage!

    We also tackle "Jude" and some... front-bum issues, reminisce about our night out and 90's tunes whilst afternoon drinking, and debate what to do with ashes. Oh, and having family photos in your bedroom? Super weird!

    Tune in for laughs, rants, and a whole lot of wine-fueled wisdom! 🍷🎧

    BMP - talking loud in public places... put your phone to ear DYK, PIDL and WIDL - what are they?

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 19 - My Mum likes a tongue sandwich
    Aug 29 2024

    DIlligaf - a great new word we know you'll use We're back from holidays and we've had two very different experiences... One got hurt and took their knickers off, and the other dragged herself around like a letdown lilo while having a moment in a church...

    Nudist beaches and balls, and how googly eyes could help.. . burnt boobs and dangly bits, have you ever been naked on a beach, or with your family?! Mango, mango, banana, banana...

    Saturday jobs, were so important unless you had to steam-clean kilts! and stop watching TikTok it's full of stuff you really shouldn't put on your face!

    Open us up and learn something new about pigs' orgasms - they go on for a long time, and I'm not sure we'd fit them in! And hold onto your tongue, it's a funny ride - Episode 19

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Episode 18 - Oh, darlin, darlin, darlin, tea bag me quickly - said in a sexy scouse accent
    Aug 1 2024

    Get the tissues out - it's a fun one, tears have rolled lips have gotten sweaty and the "hummidititties" are on fire. This week we touch (well not touch) on the word Crevice or is it Crevasse! Either way, we use it a lot; when would you say it? Dunn wants to know if it is best to keep biting down on one of her compulsions for entertaining a room and we discuss, what's the best type of swearing, what's your opinion, and how words need depth and feeling.

    How someone loses an inch for the Olympics and what you get from watching sports and such passionate and inspiring people - we do talk seriously sometimes, but no more than 15 minutes says, Thom! We're also back with Customer Service and if you like talking to a man type called Ben, where the chit chat can become a bit sales'y and mansplain'y and how you have to listen to get what you want in the long run! How is it that your a-hole is created first and how amazing nature is and how we could adapt it in real-life scenarios - listen, learn, and laugh, because this week, it's proper funny! *Episode 19 will be recorded on 22nd August due to holidays

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    1 hr and 14 mins