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Narrated by:
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Christina Rose
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Tori Ross
About this listen
Tori Ross, author of Contact High and The Cuffing Season Contract, is back with a laugh-out-loud holiday romance sure to jingle your nuts and roast your bells. After a series of unfortunate events left Holly Hepperdine without an accounting job, the only way to pay bills, pay for her sister's school, and help her sick mother is to work at the local rub and tug massage parlor, The Happy Stroke Club, making a hundred dollars a "pop."
Jasper Nicholas is stressed to the max on Christmas Eve. His father is ill, and Jasper has to run the family's delivery service tonight. On a whim, he stops for a quick massage, realizing too late that there are other perks of the purchased package. He indulges but can't get the gorgeous woman with the witty banter out of his mind, even after they go their separate ways.
When Jasper comes down Holly's chimney late on Christmas Eve, she realizes Jasper is Santa Claus's son and tasked with delivering gifts to the world's children. He also needs desperate help with navigation and inventory. Can Holly and Jasper keep their hands to themselves long enough to deliver the gifts?
All I Wank for Christmas is an irreverent, raucous romantic comedy standalone, sure to put you in the mood for a happy holiday season...no Happy Stroke Club needed.
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- Tim & Courtney
- 12-23-24
Cute Rom-Com
This was a Cute festive Rom-Com with some spice. Fun spin on Santa love story.
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- 12-18-24
He’s one naughty Santa!
I didn’t really know what I was getting into whenever I started listening to this book. This book ia funny, spicy, and keeps you on your toes. Every time you think that you’ve heard it all the author surprises you again. This is a very spicy book from the beginning through the end. I will definitely be listening to more from Tori Ross!
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- Ashley Bundy
- 11-25-24
Cute and steamy Christmas story
This book was a perfect blend of humor and spice centered around Christmas. I got the giggles many times during this story, and Christina Rose's narration made it even funnier. Excellent! I'd love to see this turn into a Christmas series! :)
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- Brittany
- 12-20-24
All I Want for Christmas is naughty 🎅 🍆
Tori Ross and Christina Rose make a Pretty good team. Christina brings the story to life and makes it more entertaining, she is the perfect fit for the narrator. All I wank for Christmas is a humor and spicy filled Christmas story. It’s not your normal Christmas story, it’s so much better. Further Mr. Clause looking for his future, Mrs. Clause. All I wank for Christmas has so surprising twist that you don’t see coming.
You may want to listen to this story alone or with headphones lol😚🥰😏. You might die laughing. It is HOT, Steamy, Horny, humorous, interesting, entertaining, engaging, and enjoyable. A must read for romance lovers.
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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- Deborah Kennedy
- 10-08-24
good story teller
I liked this book it was a funny story and I loved the woman who narrated it. She kept it interesting. Just don't listen to it around any children decently R rated
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- Becca
- 10-29-24
Santa
To say I was not prepared is accurate. This puts a new twist on Christmas and all the headaches we all get from decorating to family affairs.
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- Debbie
- 10-07-24
Liked
A steamy Christmas story of how Jasper, Santa’s son and now Santa, finds his future Mrs. Clause when he goes to a massage place to get a little stress relief and learns it’s a hand job massage parlor rather a massage therapist. Shortly after, they get into all kinds of wild and crazy predicaments.
Drama filled, crazy kinks and plenty of hot steam and HEA
Narrated by Christina Rose. She does a wonderful job with the narration. Very enjoyable to listen but please listen away from young ears. Very very steamy story
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- Chris G
- 10-06-24
Merry Christmas
This was a great story with lots of humor and hot action. The narration was excellent. usually these stories are a little light on plot and character development but this one was very good. It really "tugs" at your heart strings. Not to mention there's an awesome HEA.
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- LeMiliere
- 10-29-24
Fun and Amusing Listen
This is a fun listen, which contains heat as well as humour the story is one where I was glad I was alone whilst listening as I found myself laughing out loud more than once. I quickly became embroiled in Holly and Jasper's story and didn't want to stop listening especially when Holly and Santa’s son meet in the massage parlour where she works. Jasper just wanted to relieve his stress and had no idea what was on offer inside but he certainly got more than he expected. There's an instant attraction between Holly and Jasper and neither can stop thinking about the other.
Jasper wants to see more of Holly and searches for her, when he finds her he tells her his secret and what a secret it is, would you believe that Santa is his dad? Holly doesn't quite believe him but she agrees to play along and go with him when he goes to deliver presents. As you can imagine it's a total disaster and everything that can go wrong does.
The characters are well-drawn and witty, their banter is hilarious, their chemistry is palpable and hot and the steam level increases as the story progresses. I highly recommend this fun, hot Christmas listen. The narration is very well done by Christina Rose who hits just the right note.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-31-24
All I Want For Christmas (J)
This is an amazing romance and love story. You will definitely enjoy this book. Alot of spicy moments will definitely get you of the seat. Amazing narrator and Author.
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