
Bisexually Banged by Those Heart Candies with Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad but I Still Can't Stop Eating
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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
About this listen
It’s Valentine’s Day, and Megan has taken this opportunity to spill her feelings to her friend Alice in a very intimate card. She’s nervous, but fortunately it appears Alice could make the same romantic admission first.
There are two candy hearts held within Alice’s envelope, each one of them featuring a startlingly explicit phrase. But is this a message from Alice, or from the candies themselves? The truth is quickly revealed when these sentient bisexual treats reveal their true desires.
Soon enough, Megan is wrapped up in a hardcore threesome that will help redefine Valentine’s Day, not just as a celebration of long-term romantic love, but as a moment to recognize self-love, polyam love, short term and long term relationships, and everything in between!
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human on living candy heart threesome action.
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