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Bitter Bliss
- A Humorous Fantasy Academy Romance Hansel and Gretel Retelling
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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With Creagh attacks and diabolical sorcerers from Darkside gathering, Penny Lane and Drake Huntsman have their hands full, but they'll make time to torment each other in their struggle for ultimate domination. Will Penny's inanity and humiliation finally push Drake over the edge, or will he manage to take her with him as he falls further and further in love?
Content Warning: You may choke if you try reading and eating macaroons at the same time when the madcap antics make you laugh too hard.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-19-24
love it
virtual voice actor side it is a pretty good book I also like the prior books
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