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Blockcraft: Knocked Up Into the Nether

A Dungeoncore Parody Romance — She Synced Too Deep and Got Magically Knocked Up. He Mines. She Crafts.

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Blockcraft: Knocked Up Into the Nether

By: Lana Lazer
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 She synced too deep. Now she's glowing from the womb—and the Nether is calling her "Mama."

After a server-wide climax with her obsidian block-daddy, Riley Respawn wakes up glowing... literally. Her womb is pulsing with sacred sync energy, the dungeon walls are moaning, and Brick—the poetic dom she accidentally bonded to—is building a crib out of enchanted redstone.

This isn't a metaphor. It's a magical pregnancy. And the baby? Might be a dungeon-core prophecy glitch with a god complex.

Welcome to Book 2 of the Blockcraft Parody Smut Saga:
• Magical pregnancy (with glowing belly runes)
• Sentient cradles that purr
• Emotional trauma healed by dungeon sex
• Glitch demons, lava daddies, and a boat that moans

If you're here for accurate Minecraft lore... turn back.
If you're here for filthy gamer girls, syncbonding rituals, and a pixelated uterus with divine power?

Enter the Cradle.
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