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You are what you eat.
Reclusive chef Heinrich Schauer has invited six guests to a blind 12-course tasting menu.
While snow blankets the isolated Swiss valley surrounding his estate, the guests feast eagerly, challenging one another to guess at the secret tastes plated before them.
This meat is murder.
As they eat, each guest is overtaken by carnal appetites, unaware of their host's savage plan - or of the creature lurking below.
One thing is clear - there is more on the menu than any of them have bargained for.
Consumption is a 12,000 word (approx.) short story. It contains graphic depictions of sex and violence, and is intended for mature audiences.
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Shredding monsters is his stock and trade. He sniffs them out, tracks them down, and corners them. End of story. But when the tables are turned, expect the unexpected . . . Knowing his enemy is a rule that Deacon Chalk swears by. But he's never seen anything like whatever is leaving the Atlanta Zoo's most dangerous predators bloodless, skinned, and hanging high in the treetops. And he’s only got until sunrise to keep it from turning the entire city into a slaughterhouse.
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Not my typical read but I really liked it!
- By ButtonsMom2003 on 08-31-21
By: James R. Tuck
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Horror Stories
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- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
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IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-10-16
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
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Sterling
- Mageri, Book 1
- By: Dannika Dark
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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Zoë Merrick lived an ordinary life until late one night, she was brutally attacked and left for dead. She survived, saved by a stranger who witnessed her undergo a physical transformation. That's not the only thing that's different. Zoë is unable to control an unexplainable energy coursing through her body. Justus De Gradi is a man who can teach her that control. He's handsome, arrogant, and not entirely human. He reveals that she is a Mage - an immortal made of light, not magic. She must now make a choice: Rebuild her life in the human world with the man who saved her, or live with Justus and learn how to use her extraordinary gifts. Justus has sworn an oath to protect her life, but can he guard her from the one man who has a right to claim it?
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Not as good as her other books in this world
- By Kayla on 10-07-17
By: Dannika Dark
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Things to Do in Denver When You're Un-Dead
- From the Files of the BSI, Book 1
- By: Mark Everett Stone
- Narrated by: Damon Abdallah
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
- By Dr Dionne P Joseph on 08-24-13
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Damoren
- Valducan, Book 1
- By: Seth Skorkowsky
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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Matt Hollis is the current wielder of the holy weapon, DÄMOREN. With it, he stalks and destroys demons. A secret society called the VALDUCANS has taken an interest in Matt's activities. They see him as a reckless rogue - little more than a "cowboy" corrupted by a monster - and a potential threat to their ancient order. As knights and their sentient weapons begin dying, Matt teams up with other hunters of his kind such as LUIZA, a woman with a conquistador blade; ALLAN, an Englishman with an Egyptian khopesh; MALCOLM, a voodoo priest with a sanctified machete; and TAKAIRA, a naginata-swinging Samurai.
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The Expendables meets Monster Squad
- By Adam on 01-06-15
By: Seth Skorkowsky
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Incubus
- By: Celia Aaron
- Narrated by: Carly Robbins, Brian Pallino
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An incubus who feeds off the sexual desires of others, Roth de Lis has never been denied the pleasure of a woman's body...until now. Lilah, once a warrior maiden in the service of a goddess, languishes on earth after being cast out from the slopes of Mount Olympus. Lilah will do anything to return home, including betraying Roth. As she spins her web of lies, Roth begins a slow, wicked seduction that eventually threatens to consume them both.
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Sexy supernaturals
- By BCherry27 on 10-25-20
By: Celia Aaron
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Normal
- By: Graeme Cameron
- Narrated by: Julian Elfer
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He lives in your community, in a nice house with a well-tended garden. He shops in your grocery store, bumping shoulders with you and apologizing with a smile. He drives beside you on the highway, politely waving you into the lane ahead of him. What you don't know is that he has an elaborate cage built into a secret basement under his garage. And the food that he's carefully shopping for is to feed a young woman he's holding there against her will - one in a string of many, unaware of the fate that awaits her.
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Twisted
- By Richelle Reid on 04-03-15
By: Graeme Cameron
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The Savage
- A Novel
- By: Frank Bill
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Van Dorn is 18 and running solo, dodging the bloodthirsty hordes and militias that have emerged since the country went haywire. His dead father's voice rings in his head as Van Dorn sets his sights not just on survival but also on an old-fashioned system of justice. Meanwhile, a leader has risen among the gangs - and around him swirls the cast of brawlers from Donnybrook, with their own brutal sense of right and wrong, of loyalty and justice through strength. This is not the distant post-apocalyptic future - this is tomorrow, in a world Bill has already introduced us to.
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Good premise, good story beats, weird writing.
- By Amazon Customer on 07-12-24
By: Frank Bill
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Her Body and Other Parties
- Stories
- By: Carmen Maria Machado
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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In Her Body and Other Parties, Carmen Maria Machado blithely demolishes the arbitrary borders between psychological realism and science fiction, comedy and horror, fantasy and fabulism. While her work has earned her comparisons to Karen Russell and Kelly Link, she has a voice that is all her own. In this electric and provocative debut, Machado bends genre to shape startling narratives that map the realities of women's lives and the violence visited upon their bodies.
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Beautiful
- By Anonymous User on 11-17-17
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The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel
- By: Steven Sherrill
- Narrated by: Holter Graham
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Five thousand years out of the Labyrinth, the Minotaur finds himself in the American South, living in a trailer park and working as a line cook at a steakhouse. No longer a devourer of human flesh, the Minotaur is a socially inept, lonely creature with very human needs. But over a two-week period, as his life dissolves into chaos, this broken and alienated immortal awakens to the possibility for happiness and to the capacity for love.
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The author is a professor of English
- By ShySusan on 11-16-11
By: Steven Sherrill
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Breathers
- A Zombie's Lament
- By: S. G. Browne
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds a kindred soul in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products.
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I really liked this book!
- By Cathie on 09-24-09
By: S. G. Browne
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Night’s Darkest Embrace
- By: Jeaniene Frost
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Enter the dark realm of Nocturna, where blisteringly sexy Rafael dominates the demons of a lawless dimension and tries to help a beautiful young woman avenge her cousin's disappearance.
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JEANIENE AND TAVIA ARE AN AUTOMATIC BUY FOR ME!
- By Annie The Audible Addict!!! on 07-18-16
By: Jeaniene Frost
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- Brian
- 09-06-17
Foodies Guide To Horror (Horror Book for Foodies)
The full title that Audible cut off (and I had to edit):
A Foodies Guide To Horror (or a horror book for foodies)
You are invited to a meal to die for. A meal that you will never forget. A meal that is worth giving into your urges for.
I put this audiobook on during a short flight and I ended up starting and finishing it on the flight. I'm glad I did. Consumption was a crazy ride from beginning to end.
I can tell that Hicks is a bit of a foodie himself (or knows some) because the way that each course was described was perfect and a little eccentric. I didn't read much of the description before starting this small plate novella because, a lot of times with shorter stories, their descriptions are impossible to write without giving away most of the story.
Consumption left me feeling both hungry and disturbed. Hicks has a way of writing that keeps me interested while simultaneously grossing me out and I love it. I'm not always a fan of gory horror, but I've been a fan of every book Hicks has written like that (including Mass Hysteria that I just finished). I believe that this short story is even included in that audiobook at the end.
Consumption is not for the weak stomached and probably should not be read while you are hungry... or full. But it is a book that I will recommend because it was awesome. The book itself reminded me of the opening scene of Clue (people didn't know each other, they were given names on their appearances, and they weren't sure exactly what they were eating). But the story itself took a major turn from Clue after that. Hicks was able to write both an amazingly thought out and incredibly gory book and made it enjoyable as hell to read.
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- Midwestbonsai
- 02-22-18
entertaining for horror and horror-Sci Fi fans
This short horror story (76 minutes of listening) is about a small group of wealthy individuals who gather to eat the rarest delicacies money can buy. Their host, Chef Heinrich Schauer has more in mind than just a sumptuous feast. After dedicating his life to finding and preparing the most unusual and delectable meals for an appreciative audience, he delivers what he is sure to be a life-changing meal.
The only rule is that the guests must keep on their masks and are required to stay anonymous to each other, though they have some clue as to each other’s identity as it is thinly populated at the top of society. At first, they spend their time in small talk and discussion of the savory, yet strange meal. Things begin to heat up as more than just hungry appetites are satisfied.
It is difficult to say more about this short story without ruining the plot. Suffice it is to say, it is a horror story of carnal desire and food. More than a little bloody. Definitely for adult listeners and those not easily offended or squeamish.
Joe Hempel performs this quick listen with his familiar and capable voice. He is no stranger to horror and delivers a good performance with his steady delivery. The characters are well differentiated and easily discernible with no complaints. The production quality is top notch as you would expect from a consummate pro. He gets out of the way, so to speak, to let the action progress appropriately.
Perhaps not groundbreaking material, it should be entertaining for horror and horror-Sci Fi fans. There isn’t really that much suspense, just a steady rise to a most gruesome conclusion. It is a quick, horrifying listen for a round-trip commute, perhaps giving you food for thought for those pesky co-workers who annoy you most.
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- Mindjacked
- 09-25-17
Dinner for one
Picture Andrew Zimmer and one of those special dinner parties where the chef has a secret ingredient and only invites certain people to his party (the A list). Those people don't know each other but they are all trying to guess what the gross, trendy, expensive ingredient is. Yep this is sort of like that but with a very surprising twist.
Author Michael Patrick Hicks loves his twist and we love him for his twists and surprises, that is why we read/listen to his books, and this one does not disappoint. I don't want to give to much away so I will leave it there but if you can you really need to get the audio version narrated by Joe Hempel oh my gosh he literally takes you there and makes you a bystander in this wonderful show of all shows. Awesome coordination between author and narrator it make it so great.
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- Spooky Mike
- 07-17-20
This Story Made me Hungry
I really liked this story. It had a little bit of everything thrown into it and it worked really well. It is quite short and while I don't often say this, I wish it was longer. It was the perfect length, but I wanted more. I don't know why but the initial setup really reminded me of the movie Clue with Tim Curry. This story isn't funny by any means, but I really enjoyed the dinning room scenes. As a huge horror movie fan, the warning you get with the Publisher's Summary is in my mind a joke, it does contain graphic depictions of sex and violence, but if you listen to horror on a regular basis this isn't over the top. I felt like it was at the right level to tell the story without trying to be graphic for the sake of being graphic.
Joe Hempel is a fantastic narrator and does a great job narrating horror stories. He really provides the tension that keeps you on the edge of your toes.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Vicki
- 04-23-20
Chef Schauer
Six people were invited to a chef’s tasting. They were strangers to each other. Each diner wore some type of devil mask. The chef used some type of old God creature for the meal. Where did he get the creature? The way he dismembered the creature he was serving was disgusting, especially when he removed the six eyes. In the end, you find out what the chef’s reason was for feeding the creature to his guests. The diners go nuts. One dinner bit another’s nipple off during sex. What an imagination Michael Patrick Hicks has.
Joe Hempel did a great job with the narration. I received this free copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Al
- 02-12-20
Michael Patrick Hicks strikes again
I received a free audio copy from the author, with no expectation of a review. All my thoughts are my own.
I'm a recently (self) anointed fan of Michael Patrick Hicks, having read/listened to a bunch of his work in the last few months. This is another quality addition to the canon. In Consumption, a bunch of unpleasant people are invited to a dinner party, As each dish comes more sumptuous than the last, the guests inner desires begin to rise. As diners begin to disappear, others wonder where exactly this food comes from. And is their discovery the worst thing on tonight's menu?
Creepy to start, and goes downhill from there. The narrator does a great job, portraying the different characters with aplomb, and in a way that we root for their fate. Well, in my case, anyway.
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