Cindy Watt is broke. She needs a job, and when the proprietress at the mysterious Little Shop points her to Dairymaid Café, she jumps at the chance. But this isn't your regular café.

Shelley volunteers to be an interplanetary milk maid, but she doesn't realize she will have to produce the cream herself! As she boards the alien ship, she is transformed into a hucow to satisfy the strangely attractive alien warrior, and then she finds out that he has tentacles too—lots of big, thick tentacles—and they’re going everywhere!

When it’s discovered I’ve been fooling around with a boy, the deacons from my church give my pastor an ultimatum: Excommunicate me or make me do a purity test. Furious, Pastor Andrew won’t let anybody else but him perform the test. Spread wide for my pastor on his desk, I take his two, thick fingers deep while our deacons watch.

When eighteen-year-old Annabelle signs up to the mysterious medical study, she doesn't know just how much shell be examined and experimented on by the dominant doctor. As innocent Annabelle transforms into a hucow, will she become desperate enough to accept all the strange and intense procedures to finally get what she needs?

It had been a tough five years since I left university. Back in my native Manchester and staying at my mom's, I was used to rejection. With no proper job, no boyfriend, and few friends, I had no idea what was wrong with me. I mean, I liked what I saw in the mirror, and I had a piece of paper that said I was really clever! Then, out of the blue, an opportunity came up which was to change my life. A group of wealthy men were developing a drug to make women lactate on demand. That’s worth a lot of money on the markets.