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Dirty Thoughts

Nine Super Steamy Stories

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Dirty Thoughts

By: Oliver Clozov
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 In this breathtaking bundle, you will find 9 deliciously sweet stories that will make you blush and breathless! *The New Sultry Sweetheart A beautiful woman gets quite a proposition from a man with cash to burn. Her answer and what happens next is hotter than a volcano. *Rebuilding My Broken Heart Karen knows her best friend Miranda is hurting from a breakup. Karen wants Miranda and offers to help her. And learns that Miranda is more than interested in her help. *Seduced by the Wolf Lawyer Claire is a ditzy woman that accidentally takes off with her silver-tongued lawyer's silver ring. When he comes back to retrieve it, she invites him in. As passions build and things happen, she begins to wonder if there is an answer behind his superhuman appetites. *Taken By The Cowboy Being a cowboy is a lonely life, but when Chance meets a lady tourist on vacation with her vapid soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend, he discovers love at first sight. And learns that Nina is less of a city girl and more of a firecracker. *The Billionaire's Personal Playmate Some women love their jobs. Others, like Yummi, really loves her job. The personal playmate of a wealthy billionaire has it's perks and when he returns with another billionaire, she get's a bonus. *Giving It to Barbie Some women need to be punished. Especially for being naughty. Barbie discovers this when she is caught in the act of using a toy that doesn't belong to her. *Sunny Gets Her Own Substitute Sunny pens a letter to her overseas boyfriend, describing the night she fell for someone else. And in doing so, she opened herself to that person in ways that she never knew existed within. *The Birthday Gift Former army sergeant Matt is sickened by the fact none of his friends showed up for his birthday. Drinking alone at the bar, he get's invited by a pair of sweethearts with dirty thoughts in mind. And after taking them home, they introduce him to a real birthday gift. *The Best Gift Ever She wanted an anniversary she'd never forget. Her husband Max didn't seem interested in giving her such a night. When he leaves and someone else enters the picture, she can't help but find herself in his arms. And he makes her night well worth remembering. Anthologies & Short Stories
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Mind Numbing

This was absolutely horribly mind numbing. The words and phrases were repeated over and over. Zero creativity in vocabulary that really showed. Eroticism can be written without the crudest language being uttered incessantly. This title is a master class in how not to write

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annoying

annoying,super annoying, repeating too much stupid phrases. Too frigging stupid stupid stupid stupid so annoying. so super duper annoying.

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Just back alley no-class filth

I love a good dirty book. But this doesn’t even qualify. The grammar is bad (so-called author couldn’t wait to get the filth rolling), some words are misspelled to the point that you have to stop it and think - ok, what was this supposed to say? - and it just has no reason for existence (no plot whatsoever) except to please some immature creature’s desire for a sexual experience, even if he has to make it up himself and live it in his imagination all alone.

Even if you love a good, dirty book, stay away from this. It doesn’t qualify as good or dirty or a book. It’s just garbage that a fifth-grader could do better.

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