Do Androids Dream of Electric Butts?
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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
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Heckard is a bounty hunter tasked with finding and tracking down A.N.D.R.O.I.D.S, also known as Apparently Non-Detectible Representations Of In-Disguise Sasquatches. These bigfeet have blended in with human society, and it takes a trained eye to root them out.
After a solid tip, Heckard heads to Seattle to interview a potential bigfoot using the notorious Butt Vamp Test. It all starts as a routine procedure, but it’s not long before Heckard finds herself falling for this beautiful opera singer who may or may not be a sasquatch.
Soon enough, Heckard and her target find themselves locked in an erotic game of cat and mouse, culminating in a hardcore lesbian encounter that will change the way Heckard looks at bigfeet forever.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on possible bigfoot action and hardcore lesbian sasquatch love.
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