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  • Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts

  • By: Joe Thomas
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins

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Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts

By: Joe Thomas
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Publisher's summary

In his debut book, Joe Thomas — aka Flight Attendant Joe — takes you on an inappropriate storytelling journey about what really happens while you sit comfortably (unless you are in a middle seat, in that case — he’s sorry) onboard a climate controlled airplane while sucking down cups of soda, snacking on unsalted peanuts, and playing dumb when you get caught smoking in the lavatory. Contains adult humor.
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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