I can’t stop masturbating. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I get eight erections a day. My nine inch penis just stands up all the time. I’d chalk it up to being a teen, but I just made twenty a month ago, so now it’s kind of getting out of hand. I go to ask my stepdad and he says we can go see the doctor about it together. Dr. Danforth specializes in sex stuff. But in the office, he seems more concerned with getting a sneak preview of what's in my pants than diagnosing the problem. And my stepdad is strangely silent, with this smirk on his face, like he’s curious too. ...

Under the sea is a kingdom of mermaids who run an economy much like the countries above land who've applied a system of royal governance to society throughout time. I was born in proximity to royalty but only because my mother is a general in the king's military. Mostly I swim through the palace and maintain operations as a sort of assistant to the king's court. I am one of the king’s favorites. Ever since I was a teen, the king has said that one day I could rule the kingdom. I see myself as an average mer-boy, and I don’t know what made me his favorite, but he’s always given me ...

My wrestling coach taught me all there is to know about grappling. About getting another gay—I mean, guy—to submit. It’s why I’m the top wrestler on my college wrestling team. I guess you could say I’m pretty good at pinning guys. Coach Mason and I have gotten close lately. He’s proud of what I can do. Says he likes to pin guys too. I stay behind after practice because Coach says he wants to teach me some moves.Coach takes off his shirt, shorts and whistle, and instructs me to spar with him. I'd like to give it a try. Time to see how much of Coach Mason I can really take.

I have a confession to make. I find my sister’s husband very attractive and I’m not sure what to do about that. Sometimes there are hot people in your own extended family. It doesn’t always mean you want to have sex with them. But sometimes it does. I'm picking up my brother-in-law to head to my sister's banquet, which, as always, he's late to. But when I arrive, it's just me and him. He takes off his shirt to change and we make eye contact. My sister's banquet may have to wait.

First of all, he's not my real uncle. But Uncle Adam joined our family six years ago, back when I was an awkward thirteen-year-old ashamed to be attracted to his aunt's hot new husband. Now I'm a high school graduate with a secret crush that just won't go away. Uncle Adam is staying at my house for my graduation, but he forgot to bring his present. He promises he'll make it up to me, and asks me what I want. The house is quiet. The family is asleep. I know what I want, but it can't be bought. And it turns out Uncle Adam wants the same thing.