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LOVE MOCKS A LIMP DICK

(WAR OF THE SEXES)

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LOVE MOCKS A LIMP DICK

By: Lance Majestik
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 Lance Majestik has had to live his entire life with a three-inch embarrassment he calls Little Lance, a gutless traitor who goes limp and useless at the first whiff of real pussy. Intentionally keeping himself out of romantic situations for the past 25 years, Lance finally dips his toe back in the dating pool, but with the wrong woman. His inevitable "failure to launch" causes an enraged Lori to go on the offensive to publicly shame poor Lance. Although humiliated, Lance is also angry enough to fight back, and the war of the sexes is on. Throwing every scrap of his dignity away is just part of the price a much-maligned guy has to pay for some semblance of perceived victory. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Lance Majestik is a pen name used by a retired Canadian lawyer in order to publish a few shorter novels. LOVE MOCKS A LIMP DICK was that author's first attempt at schoolboy/bawdy humor. Please check out "Lance's" Author Page on Amazon.
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