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Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism
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Mark Twain
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Sam Torode
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America's Master Humorist on Masturbation
One evening in Paris, 1879, Mark Twain rose to the podium and tackled the touchiest of subjects: masturbation. His remarks rubbed Victorian society the wrong way and were censored for over a century.
Here, at long last, is Twain's hilarious lecture on "The Science of Onanism." This book includes an introduction by Sam Torode, author of "The Dirty Parts of the Bible."
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Critic reviews
"A quick and delightful read." —Maria Popova, The Marginalian