Mark Twain on Masturbation

Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism

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Mark Twain on Masturbation

By: Mark Twain, Sam Torode

Narrated by: Sam Torode

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America's Master Humorist on Masturbation

One evening in Paris, 1879, Mark Twain rose to the podium and tackled the touchiest of subjects: masturbation. His remarks rubbed Victorian society the wrong way and were censored for over a century.

Here, at long last, is Twain's hilarious lecture on "The Science of Onanism." This book includes an introduction by Sam Torode, author of "The Dirty Parts of the Bible."

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