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Taylor Quinn
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Selena Kitt
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From New York Times and USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Selena Kitt - over a million books sold!
Carrie swore off men after a relationship-gone-bad and is perfectly happy with her roommate and lover, Maureen - until she discovers Steve Baumgartner ("Call me 'Doc,' everybody does") in a very compromising - and decidedly sexy - position. Meeting Doc complicates things, but when Maureen's very religious boyfriend becomes a real threat and the gang goes to Key West for summer break, Carrie finds herself swept away by circumstance into a whirlwind of lust and sexual discovery.
If you've heard one of the books in the Baumgartners series, you'll love this prequel to the series. If you've never heard any of them - Meet the Baumgartners! Your life will never be the same again!
Warnings: This title contains FF sex, ménage (MFF threesome), a wicked game of strip poker and the hottest shower masturbation scenes you may ever hear.
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Baumgartners Boxed Set
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove, Holly Hackett, Sean Crisden
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Listen to the uber-hot, fun-in-the-sun, coming-of-age book that started it all! Ronnie, now a college freshman, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners so long, she's practically a member of the family. When Mrs. Baumgartner - who insists on calling her Veronica - invites Ronnie along on their yearly vacation, the nanny jumps at the chance.
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Poor audio by Sean Crisden
- By Gerald on 05-11-18
By: Selena Kitt
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Babysitting for the Baumgartners
- The Baumgartners, Book 1
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Ronnie - or as Mrs. Baumgartner insists on calling her, Veronica - has been sitting for the Baumgartners so long she has practically become another member of the family. When the Baumgartners make her an offer she can't refuse, Ronnie jumps at the chance to work on her tan in the Florida Keys with "Doc" and "Mrs. B" under the pretense of watching the kids. Ronnie isn't the only one with ulterior motives, though, and she discovers that the Baumgartners have wayward plans for her.
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Do not listen to at work. Yes it's that good.
- By MarquisDanbear on 12-14-14
By: Selena Kitt
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Crazy About the Baumgartners
- Baumgartners
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E. V. Grove
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Doc and Mrs. B have hired a new au pair, and she's crazy about the Baumgartners. Poor rejected Gretchen, fired from her previous job and still licking her wounds from a recent breakup, is desperately seeking the kind of attention and affection only the Baumgartners can offer. So why do they seem to thwart her advances at every turn? It isn't as if the polyamorous couple has been secretive about their fondness for threesomes.
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Hot, Hot, Hot
- By LED on 11-13-14
By: Selena Kitt
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Baumgartners Boxed Set 2
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When Danielle Stuart meets the Baumgartners, her life doesn't need to get any more complicated. Studying Italian on scholarship at the University of Michigan, Dani is haunted by a horrible tragedy that her husband, Mason, simply can't come to terms with. But when she meets Carrie Baumgartner and then her handsome husband, Doc, she finds her attraction to the couple irresistible, no matter how complicated things might get.
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Love doesn’t need to evolve to monogamy for perfection
- By Robert Bolder on 10-19-23
By: Selena Kitt
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A Baumgartner Reunion
- An Erotic FFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Ronnie (or "Veronica" as Mrs. B always insisted on calling her) is all grown up with a family of her own, and the Christmas she babysat for the Baumgartners is just a pinpoint in her memory. That is, until a persistent suggestion of a threesome by her husband, T.J., brings it all flooding back. When she reveals how the Baumgartners and the nanny, Gretchen, had seduced her during her time in Key West, her husband takes it upon himself to make some phone calls.
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Love the Baumgartners!
- By DSM on 12-06-12
By: Selena Kitt
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The Baumgartners Plus One
- An Erotic FFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When Danielle Stuart meets the Baumgartners, her life doesn't need to get any more complicated. Studying Italian on scholarship at the University of Michigan, Dani is haunted by a horrible tragedy that her husband, Mason, simply can't come to terms with. But when she meets Carrie Baumgartner, and then her handsome husband, Doc, she finds her attraction to the couple irresistible, no matter how complicated things might get. While the two women bond, it's Doc Baumgartner who really brings them together....
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Sweet and Sexy
- By G.M. on 10-03-12
By: Selena Kitt
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Baumgartners Boxed Set
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove, Holly Hackett, Sean Crisden
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Listen to the uber-hot, fun-in-the-sun, coming-of-age book that started it all! Ronnie, now a college freshman, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners so long, she's practically a member of the family. When Mrs. Baumgartner - who insists on calling her Veronica - invites Ronnie along on their yearly vacation, the nanny jumps at the chance.
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Poor audio by Sean Crisden
- By Gerald on 05-11-18
By: Selena Kitt
-
Babysitting for the Baumgartners
- The Baumgartners, Book 1
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ronnie - or as Mrs. Baumgartner insists on calling her, Veronica - has been sitting for the Baumgartners so long she has practically become another member of the family. When the Baumgartners make her an offer she can't refuse, Ronnie jumps at the chance to work on her tan in the Florida Keys with "Doc" and "Mrs. B" under the pretense of watching the kids. Ronnie isn't the only one with ulterior motives, though, and she discovers that the Baumgartners have wayward plans for her.
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-
Do not listen to at work. Yes it's that good.
- By MarquisDanbear on 12-14-14
By: Selena Kitt
-
Crazy About the Baumgartners
- Baumgartners
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E. V. Grove
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Doc and Mrs. B have hired a new au pair, and she's crazy about the Baumgartners. Poor rejected Gretchen, fired from her previous job and still licking her wounds from a recent breakup, is desperately seeking the kind of attention and affection only the Baumgartners can offer. So why do they seem to thwart her advances at every turn? It isn't as if the polyamorous couple has been secretive about their fondness for threesomes.
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-
Hot, Hot, Hot
- By LED on 11-13-14
By: Selena Kitt
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Baumgartners Boxed Set 2
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Danielle Stuart meets the Baumgartners, her life doesn't need to get any more complicated. Studying Italian on scholarship at the University of Michigan, Dani is haunted by a horrible tragedy that her husband, Mason, simply can't come to terms with. But when she meets Carrie Baumgartner and then her handsome husband, Doc, she finds her attraction to the couple irresistible, no matter how complicated things might get.
-
-
Love doesn’t need to evolve to monogamy for perfection
- By Robert Bolder on 10-19-23
By: Selena Kitt
-
A Baumgartner Reunion
- An Erotic FFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ronnie (or "Veronica" as Mrs. B always insisted on calling her) is all grown up with a family of her own, and the Christmas she babysat for the Baumgartners is just a pinpoint in her memory. That is, until a persistent suggestion of a threesome by her husband, T.J., brings it all flooding back. When she reveals how the Baumgartners and the nanny, Gretchen, had seduced her during her time in Key West, her husband takes it upon himself to make some phone calls.
-
-
Love the Baumgartners!
- By DSM on 12-06-12
By: Selena Kitt
-
The Baumgartners Plus One
- An Erotic FFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Danielle Stuart meets the Baumgartners, her life doesn't need to get any more complicated. Studying Italian on scholarship at the University of Michigan, Dani is haunted by a horrible tragedy that her husband, Mason, simply can't come to terms with. But when she meets Carrie Baumgartner, and then her handsome husband, Doc, she finds her attraction to the couple irresistible, no matter how complicated things might get. While the two women bond, it's Doc Baumgartner who really brings them together....
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-
Sweet and Sexy
- By G.M. on 10-03-12
By: Selena Kitt