
Merry in Spite
A Friends-to-Lovers MM Holiday RomCom (Holiday ErotiComs, Book 1)
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Narrated by:
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Lance West
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By:
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Irene Bahrd
About this listen
If you’re drunk, and enjoy butt stuff in more than an epilogue, I have just the book for you.
This year's hottest MM ErotiCom is Merry in Spite.
It’s a short AF novella, that starts as a RomCom, but turns into Erotica, then becomes a RomCom again. It will feel familiar, like a really bad made-for-TV movie, but with smut.
This story has everything:
Friends-to-lovers, spilt eggnog, fast-burn romance, a Jacob’s Ladder, a poorly executed miscommunication trope, matching Christmas pyjamas, Christmas lights where they don’t belong… Plus, you get to play the game, “Who sent the 5-gallon bucket of lube?”
**Blurb Inspired by ‘Stefon’ from Saturday Night Live**
Merry in Spite is a deliciously spicy, MM holiday romantic comedy. It was originally part of the Twelve Days of Smutmas limited edition holiday romance collection, and contains cameos of characters from that series.
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