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Simone: Adventures in Dating, Book 4
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Narrated by:
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Elizabeth Powers
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By:
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Riley J. Ford
About this listen
NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling Author.
All my life, I've been a man-magnet. Everywhere I go, guys drop at my feet. After all, I have a perfect body, insatiable sex drive, and a razor wit. I'm also modest (can't you tell?). Trouble is, I've never been lucky in love. I only attract guys who forget their wallets and show up to dates wearing #@%#-stained clothes. With my best friend's wedding around the corner, I finally decide enough is enough. I'm not only going to find the perfect date to her wedding, but I'm going to find Mr. Right: a gorgeous man with a great sense of humor, a chiseled bod, talent in bed, and a big...(ahem) wallet. Is that too much to ask? If all goes right, my quest will lead me into the arms of my perfect match...or will it?
Book 4 (The Cop): Just when Simone least expects it, she meets a handsome, virile cop who has eyes only for her. He's attentive, devoted, and always has his big gun cocked and ready. He rocks her world while making her his own...but does his obsession go too far?
SIMONE: ADVENTURES IN DATING (Book 4: The Cop) is a prequel to the hilarious bestselling series, CARPE DiEMILY. This installment series can be read separately from CARPE DiEMILY. 18+ for heat factor and mature situations.
©2014 Riley J. Ford (P)2014 Riley J. FordRelated to this topic
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- 02-22-15
Glad that this was short
I did not find this story humorous nor did I find this story interesting. Despite this volume being short as it is, I still ended up struggling half way through. I actually ended up checking at least 4x on the number of chapter I had left till the finish of this volume. For me, this ended up feeling way longer than what it really was.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-04-14
Great escape
If you could sum up The Cop in three words, what would they be?
Great escape, funny
What did you like best about this story?
I loved listening to Simone's latest dating adventure (or should I say, misadventure, LOL). This book is about a sexy cop who becomes a little too possessive for Simone's liking, but the way it's written is so dang funny. Very realistic in some ways, but also so funny in how the whole thing gets resolved. There were scenes in this book that had me in stitches. One of the funniest books in this series. I've recommended it to all my friends. It's now our book-club selection for next month.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes. Really fun book to listen to with lots of humor. A great escape from life's worries.
Any additional comments?
I loved all the books in this series, but this one was my favorite. It was outlandish in places, funny, well-written, and just plain good entertainment. I thoroughly enjoyed this audiobook.
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- Voracious
- 11-10-14
Enjoyable and funny!
Who was your favorite character and why?
I love Simone. She's brash, strong, witty, and fearless.
Have you listened to any of Elizabeth Powers’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
She's a very talented narrator.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
This book was extremely enjoyable to listen to. I laughed a lot at the funny scenes. The writing and narration were very good.
Any additional comments?
This was one of the most enjoyable books I've listened to in a long time. Everyone has gone through interesting dating experience, and Simone's adventures brings it all back: the good, the bad, and the ugly. When will poor Simone ever catch a break? Not in this book, that's for sure! :) Just when she thought she finally found a respectable man and could put all the weirdos behind her, she hits the wacko jackpot in Book 4. Unlucky in love, Simone "sure knows how to pick 'em" and she sure picked one crazy cop! Love the bridal shower/bachelorette party scene and the super fun old ladies. SO FUNNY! Although Simone has bad luck with men, there's never a dull moment in her life, and never a dull moment for the readers! I loved this book and the entire series.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-04-14
Hilarious!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
This was one of the funniest books I've listened to in a long time. The main character, Simone, is a riot! She's trying to find a great guy to take to her best friend's wedding, but she keeps meeting these duds (as we all do when we're dating). This book about the cop took the cake. Sooo funny. The scene at the restaurant had me laughing out loud so much that I had to replay it. Very funny installment of a very enjoyable and humorous book. Highly recommended.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Cop?
The scene in the restaurant with the elderly women. Hilarious!
What about Elizabeth Powers’s performance did you like?
She really brought out the humor in the book. Plus she narrates steamy scenes well. As Simone would say, "Ooo-la-la!" ;)
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed. A lot.
Any additional comments?
Great series. I thoroughly enjoyed each of these books, especially this one.
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