The Hike
Spear Me, Baby
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The Hike
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Valdean Pouncie
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By Valdean Pouncie
Love. Lust. Legend. Something in the woods wants all three.
When opposites-attract couple Nick and Robin set out for a weekend hike in the Great Smoky Mountains, they’re hoping to reignite their passion and patch their unraveling relationship. But the forest has other plans.
Robin, a Cherokee rock singer with a wild streak and a past steeped in tribal folklore, knows these woods. Nick, a brass-knuckled welder with a dirty mind and a deep mistrust of nature, only knows how badly he wants to watch her walk in those shorts. What starts as a romantic getaway quickly descends into a surreal, sexually charged nightmare—where their bodies are no longer fully their own, and every rustling leaf hides a secret.
An ancient evil stalks them. A shape-shifting demon with obsidian fingers and a hunger for more than flesh. As erotic dreams bleed into waking terror, and Polaroid photographs start to appear of things no one should have seen—Nick and Robin must confront the truth:
They’re not just being watched.
They’re being studied.
And the forest never forgets.
Raw. Hypnotic. Savage.
The Hike: Spear Me, Baby is a blood-soaked, sex-drenched descent into Appalachian folklore, where the line between arousal and fear snaps like a twig underfoot.
Perfect for fans of:
• Erotic horror with folklore roots (think The Ritual meets The Witcher—but way hornier)
• Supernatural seduction and paranormal dread
• Intense psychosexual suspense in wild places
• Cult horror, voyeurism, and things that go bump in the dark
🖤 Not for the faint of heart.
🔞 Explicit scenes, graphic imagery, and unholy attraction ahead.
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Loosely based on the hit 2021 horror/comedy film The Hike, this book takes place in a parallel universe that has everything you loved about the feature film: The mysterious Polaroids, the furries, the search for lost loved ones, the trio of strangers, an Elvis Impersonator, a Death Metal band, brass knuckles, Bestiality the wrestler, fist fights, mountain lore and even the Cherokee legend of Spearfinger. But this time around, it's 17,396 times as sexy. A Big N Funky Production.
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