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The Smoke Detector

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The Smoke Detector

By: Charles Harvey
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 Appeared originally in the 2008 anthology Backdraft--Fireman. Violating the fire code in your condo can lead to some serious "punishment" from the Fireman. Steaks aren't the only thing cooking. A very handsome resident of The Dukes Condos decides one evening he's in the mood for a big juicy steak. He knows he's in serious violation of the city's fire code for cooking on an open grill on his balcony. But he does it anyway in plain view of the fire station. The Fire Marshall visits him and lays a heavy fine on his butt.

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“Since I’ve discovered this serious violation, I will have to inspect the rest of your apartment. Where are your smoke detectors?” He stood with his feet planted wide apart. I saw his hand brush his crotch. I didn’t know what to do. I knew if I turned around, he was going to see my bubble ass with the big white bow on it. I wasn’t sure if his memory of me was friendly or not. I moved crablike sideways as I led him back into the house and pointed out smoke detectors in the kitchen and hall. “And the bedroom?” He looked me directly in the eyes. I remembered I had left an X-rated DVD playing on the television. And guess what it was titled? Firemen Fucking Orgy-Style at the Firehouse. What irony, I thought. “Um look we don’t have to go in there, do we? It’s kind of messy and—”
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