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There's an Elf in my House
- a fae's tale (MM omegaverse Christmas Book 3)
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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I love my boys. I created my own little elf family without waiting for some man to show up and do the deed. That’s all I wanted for years, a family, and now I have finally it.
That is until he showed up again after all these years. We used to be together, like two hundred years ago, and now he’s back. Why now? My sons are one and four. Why couldn’t he have returned just five years earlier? Then we'd have been a family. I'm not giving up on that idea, but can he love my sons? He said he never wanted kids. If he still doesn't, could I ever send him away?
Roman
I’m back for only one reason, Tinsel. Okay, I also miss the area, but he’s the real reason I’m back. I was wrong to leave him. In every way, I was wrong. I hope we can work this out because he’s all that matters to me.
It’s not easy coming back as a former Santa Claus. For one, the general attitude is frosty. And yet, I’m still accepted by some as if I'd held the title all this time. I wish, but that’s long gone. It means nothing that I was the first ever Santa in the red suit, the one on billboards, the one known world over now. I started that, but you have a contract and mine was over years ago. Isn’t it strange how you make a big change and everything changes around you? Everything changes and yet stays the same, even my love for Tinsel. I will win him back, I have to.
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