
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off in a Fun and Sincere Way Because It’s Okay for People to Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed for the Perceived “Basicness” of Their Beverage Choices
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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
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Bobbi’s searching for inspiration at the local chocolate milk shop, heading out to cook up a few new short story ideas with a friend. Unfortunately, this typically productive location has become quite distracting thanks to the seasonal arrival of pumpkin spice lattes, which Bobbi despises.
Hoping to seem cool and counteract the extreme basicness of this situation, Bobbi orders a cup of rock milk, but when she spots author Chuck Tingle at one of the café tables, Bobbi starts to wonder if rock milk was the way to go. After all, what’s so bad about people finding a little joy in a seasonal beverage?
Now Bobbi is wrapped up in a pumpkin spice experience of her own, culminating with a hardcore lesbian encounter that proves it’s okay to have a little fun sometimes.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient fall beverage action and lesbian pumpkin spice latte love.
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- GnomePatronus
- 11-21-24
Typical Chuck
When you side eye everyone for having basic fall taste and get convinced to give it a shot. A quickie on a book to determine is PSL will be a new obsession or a one and done!
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