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The Ninth Metal
- The Comet Cycle, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Percy
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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The town of Northfall, Minnesota, will never be the same. Meteors cratered hardwood forests and annihilated homes, and among the wreckage a new metal was discovered. This “omnimetal” has properties that make it world-changing as an energy source…and a weapon. John Frontier returns for his sister’s wedding to find his family embroiled in a cutthroat war to control mineral rights and mining operations. His father rightly suspects foreign leaders and competing corporations of sabotage, but the greatest threat to his legacy might be the US government.
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Everyone Will Enjoy This Except My Mother
- By Liv Rosin on 06-04-21
- The Ninth Metal
- The Comet Cycle, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Percy
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
Surprisingly Ugly
Reviewed: 07-03-21
The last experiences I expected from this were such well-done explorations into the depths of evil. <shrug> If vividly described vileness is part of your idea of a good listening time, then you are in the right place. For me, the daily news is already more than enough exposure to the depths of suffering and deliberate evil.
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The Secret Teachings of All Ages
- An Encyclopedic Outline of Masonic, Hermetic, Qabbalistic and Rosicrucian Symbolical Philosophy
- By: Manly Hall
- Narrated by: Adriel Brandt
- Length: 28 hrs and 30 mins
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Manly Palmer Hall (1901-1990) was a Canadian-born author, lecturer, astrologer, and mystic. The Secret Teachings of All Ages is a comprehensive compendium of the ancient occult and esoteric traditions of the world.
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An Absolute Travesty of a Great Work
- By averageconsumer on 05-01-21
- The Secret Teachings of All Ages
- An Encyclopedic Outline of Masonic, Hermetic, Qabbalistic and Rosicrucian Symbolical Philosophy
- By: Manly Hall
- Narrated by: Adriel Brandt
An Absolute Travesty of a Great Work
Reviewed: 05-01-21
Whether you deeply respect the works of Manly P. Hall or are a curious newcomer- DO NOT TOUCH THIS "version". Or anything else narrated by such an extraordinarily ill-equipped and astoundingly presumptuous narrator. While he is at it, he mispronounces every last name, phrase, and sentence he possibly could. His narration style is an egotistical and breezy self-confidence that beggars description altogether. Audible, you and I have had a decade long relationship by now. THIS is by far the worst production of a great book I've encountered in all that time. PLEASE find narrators who can master this new and deeply interesting esoteric audiobook subgenre. Or just stop the grotesque butchery of Many P Hall until you have them.
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The October Man
- Rivers of London, Book 6.2
- By: Ben Aaronovitch
- Narrated by: Sam Peter Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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If you thought magic was confined to one country - think again. Trier: famous for wine, Romans, and being Germany's oldest city. When a man is found dead with his body impossibly covered in a fungal rot, the local authorities know they are out of their depth. But fortunately this is Germany, where there are procedures for everything. Enter Tobias Winter, an investigator for the Abteilung KDA, the branch of the German Federal Criminal Police which handles the supernatural.
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I miss Peter Grant and Kobna Holdbrook Smith
- By Aliza on 06-05-19
- The October Man
- Rivers of London, Book 6.2
- By: Ben Aaronovitch
- Narrated by: Sam Peter Jackson
Exactly What You Hoped For...
Reviewed: 06-04-19
Did you wonder if this new spin-off, taking place in a new country, with a new protagonist and a different narrator...could possibly match the deep delights of the original? It does.
The only thing I have against Ben Aaronovitch is overflowing creativity. He is good at many different kinds of projects. Therefore, he doesn't offer a new Rivers of London book as often as I wish. I am always a little thirsty for More, Please- waiting for the next River to flow. Yet when they do, they have always been freshly invigorating. And this new story line has lived up to my most hopeful Aaronovitch expectations. So did new narrator, Sam Peter Jackson, who magically manages to capture exactly the right tone of droll. Enjoy!
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Computer One
- By: Warwick Collins
- Narrated by: Todd Boyce
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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On a Californian campus in the 21st century, Professor Enzo Yakuda is on the verge of retirement. Although he is a Zen Buddhist, a lifetime’s thought and study have not led to inner calm but to an obsession that begins to haunt him and take over his life. Yakuda believes he can prove the self-repair function of Computer One, the international civil computer network, will cause an inevitable confrontation with humanity. His nightmare is that in raising the alarm, he may cause the annihilation of the human race.
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Perfect Enjoyment Here.
- By averageconsumer on 05-28-19
- Computer One
- By: Warwick Collins
- Narrated by: Todd Boyce
Perfect Enjoyment Here.
Reviewed: 05-28-19
This is a great glorious surprise. Most books I end up not liking come with wildly exaggerated claims from publishers. (Which I routinely buy into anyway.) Computer One's gifts and charms, on the other hand, are offered in relatively subdued language. I almost didn't buy it for that reason. (Is this a shiny new object or not?) But listening to the clip a few times sold the book for me: the narrator is wonderful, and the writing excellent. This is the real unicorn: intelligent originality.
It holds its quiet spellbinding marvels throughout, sentence by sentence. Yes, it is a warning story. Perhaps not what one feels like listening to in dark times? Escape from planet Earth seems more to the point? Fear not. Computer One is entirely and uniquely beautiful in all its parts and pieces. The great classic tragedies always have the power to create reflection, understanding and profound resolution within us. Computer One is made of the same sublime qualities. Yes, it is haunting- in a wise, sweet, and unusually well-written way. I completely enjoyed every moment of this brilliant science fiction prophecy. And I think many others will have this same experience of very deep satisfaction.
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Icequake
- By: Crawford Kilian
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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A group of 27 scientists and explorers are stranded in Antarctica. Residing in a station known as Shackleton, they are studying the seismic activity of the region. An eruption of the nearby volcano, Mount Erebus, soon sends quakes throughout the continent with devastating results. All radio communication has been disabled by the breakdown of the magnetic field. Evacuation is unlikely. No one knows whether they survived the icequake, and their station is now moving two kilometres north each day with the strong aftershocks.
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If You Like Science In Your Science Fiction
- By averageconsumer on 01-30-19
- Icequake
- By: Crawford Kilian
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
If You Like Science In Your Science Fiction
Reviewed: 01-30-19
It took me a while to warm up to the idea of Antarctica as the scene for such a wildly extreme climate change disaster epic. But it turns out the catastrophes described here are perfectly possible. Even relatively likely under the circumstances, sooner or later. And that makes the cast of "ordinary" scientists unusually provocative protagonists. They are normal human beings with the usual wide variety of personal characteristics. There are no superhuman powers on display: just the ones we humans have always had to rely on in catastrophes.There are no cartoonish people here, but a very realistic and well-described variety of personalities. And I found this aspect of Icequake to be a crucially valuable contrast to the action.
I give extra credit to the unobtrusively excellent narrator. His fluidly intelligent performance makes a great difference in how this long and very complex story is seamlessly and enjoyably knit together.
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Prelude to Ascension
- The Assemblies of the Living, Book 1
- By: Brent Clay
- Narrated by: Samuel Peery
- Length: 18 hrs and 34 mins
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John Riley is a physicist who achieves his lifelong dream of unraveling the mysteries of anti-gravity, but along the way, also unwittingly discovers the secret of interstellar communication. When he and a small group of coworkers attempt to respond to an unexpected message, believing it to have originated from somewhere on Earth, they find more than they anticipate. The message is from deep space.
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An Unexpected Treasure of Pure Enjoyment
- By averageconsumer on 01-26-19
- Prelude to Ascension
- The Assemblies of the Living, Book 1
- By: Brent Clay
- Narrated by: Samuel Peery
An Unexpected Treasure of Pure Enjoyment
Reviewed: 01-26-19
Here is deeply delightful story-telling of the most unusual kind. This is a new work mysteriously sprung from a very grand, full-blown and glorious imagination. It is charming to the core, and amazingly enjoyable from start to finish.
Assemblies of the Living is therefore not for cynics. It's for those who resonate with striving for greater intelligence, love and courage. It's for those who know that evolution, by definition, is perpetually aiming to refine all forms of life and ways of living.
And for those who understand all too well that so far, "Homo sapiens" is not even remotely wise.
It isn't a perfect book, and an experienced listener/reader will notice some flaws. But I doubt most will care very much. These are as nothing compared to so many hours of real pleasure in following the surprises. I loved the way this story subtly both unfolds and enfolds its hard science fiction charms. And I loved the narrator's equally subtle way with voices. I've never heard anyone more skillful in using small changes to create distinct characters. Together, the author and narrator are simply wonderful. Thank you!
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A Turn of Light
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 34 hrs and 17 mins
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The village of Marrowdell is an isolated pioneer community, but it is also the place where two worlds overlap, and at the turn of light - sunset - the world of magic known as the Verge can briefly be seen.
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Julie's first foray into fantasy is a home run!
- By GraphicsChyk on 03-26-13
- A Turn of Light
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Took 7 years to learn to like it, but then...
Reviewed: 08-27-18
Bought this in 2013, and tried occasionally ever since to get past the narration. The reason I didn't return it was a good one: I love some of Julie E. Czerneda's other works. I wanted to try to get past my dislike of the narrator's voice, and to enter into the spirited feeling of the tale. All these years later, I finally got the hang of non-resistance. And I was richly rewarded for being so stubborn. Because from that time on, I found this story profoundly fascinating. This is an exceptionally interesting and very cleverly-wrought tale. It is wonderfully intricate as it unwinds, which is a great pleasure when you are enjoying a journey you don't want to end.
I didn't love every single moment, or every little thing along the way. But that was never a problem. Especially since, for me, the only fantasy writer who ever ascended to such perfection was Tolkien. There are plenty of other very fine story-tellers who are thoroughly themselves. But highly intelligent science fiction and fantasy written by women? There is nowhere near enough of it, yet. Here is one.
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Gate Crashers
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
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On humanity's first extra-solar mission, the exploration vessel Magellan, or, as she prefers, "Maggie", discovers an alien artifact. Deciding that finding advanced alien life is too important to ignore, Captain Allison Ridgeway chooses to return to Earth while ordering her crew to reverse engineer technology far beyond anything back home. Meanwhile, at mission control, the governments struggle to maintain the existence of aliens a secret while also combating bureaucracy, the military industrial complex, and everyone else who wants a piece of what could skyrocket humanity into a new technological age.
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Solid Satire
- By Matthew on 03-16-20
- Gate Crashers
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
Charming Story, Great Narration
Reviewed: 08-08-18
I have bought all of Patrick S. Tomlinson's audiobooks, for the general fun of his foolery and the unusual charm of his characters. As an unexpected bonus with Gate Crashers, I also discovered a new favorite narrator. I thought Alyssa Bresnahan brilliantly captured the quick rhythm and highly elusive subtleties of the writing here. She made the wildly distinctive cast of characters and their extremely witty dialogue come vividly alive for me. I see experiences here differ greatly. But I found this particular partnership of reader and writer a perfect match, and deeply enjoyable from beginning to end.
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Mother Moon
- By: Bob Goddard
- Narrated by: Bernard Faricy
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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2087 - A colony of scientists is stranded on the moon as the Earth faces imminent disaster. 1504 - A wooden sailing ship is navigating the dangerous waters of religious fundamentalism. Two events separated by space and time, yet destined to collide in a simple twist of fate. When a comet changes course and heads for Earth, the finger of blame is pointed at one country. The entire planet is thrown into chaos, while on the moon, a colony of scientists faces the bleak prospect of being stranded...forever.
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Exceptionally promising first book, but...
- By averageconsumer on 08-05-18
- Mother Moon
- By: Bob Goddard
- Narrated by: Bernard Faricy
Exceptionally promising first book, but...
Reviewed: 08-05-18
Bob Goddard has great talent. This is a rich and thoughtful work, written with care and deep dedication to the intricacies of his complex storyline. Yet I didn't enjoy it very much, for a couple of reasons.
The first big problem is the way some of the main women scientists are constantly depicted as adolescent basket cases. Yes, the stalwart leader of the colony is a woman, and a great one. But all of these women were chosen for the moon colony because they are among the best in their fields. Notable women scientists are not perpetually crippled by the emotional problems of 14-year old girls. This was so jarring I wanted to stop listening early on. But I thought the sobbing must surely stop at some point, and it finally did- but only much later on. And not before leaving a bad aftertaste. Highly intelligent women scientists certainly may have strong emotions and reactions. But they are not ceaselessly whiny cry-babies in the face of common disaster. If you don't believe it, read the environmental news.
The second big problem for me was the ending. I felt cheated by the abrupt failure here of the careful scientific underpinnings of the book. The story's ongoing Earth-science-on-the-Moon is presented so reasonably and coherently it forms a large part of its charm. But after all that, the ending suddenly abandons all previous logic with a glaring omission. And if you see the missing link at the end, you probably won't like it any more than I did.
Re: Bernard Faricy. This narrator is new to me and quite unlike any others. It took a little time, but I learned to appreciate his dry and oddly compelling narrative style. It fits this book nicely.
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Quietus
- By: Tristan Palmgren
- Narrated by: Thomas Judd
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
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A transdimensional anthropologist can't keep herself from interfering with Earth's darkest period of history in this brilliant science fiction debut. In medieval Italy, Niccolucio, a young Florentine Carthusian monk, leads a devout life until the Black Death kills all of his brothers, leaving him alone and filled with doubt. Habidah, an anthropologist from an alien world racked by plague, is overwhelmed by the suffering. Unable to maintain her neutrality, she saves Niccolucio from the brink of death.
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Luminous, Intelligent and Captivating
- By averageconsumer on 04-07-18
- Quietus
- By: Tristan Palmgren
- Narrated by: Thomas Judd
Luminous, Intelligent and Captivating
Reviewed: 04-07-18
This work should be a Hugo nominee this year: it's that good. And as an audiobook- even better.
The description of the story is intriguing in itself. If you are reading this, it was interesting enough to attract your attention. Yet describing the story outline can't even begin to convey the rich enjoyment of listening to the audiobook as it unfolds.This particular quality of literate and fully satisfying science fiction is very hard to come by. And it is never the most highly rated by the public: when everyone has an equal vote, it can't be. But if you relish Kim Stanley Robinson and other equally intelligent science fiction writers, try Quietus.
To Tristan Palmgren,Thomas Judd, and the production team: congratulations, and thanks for the masterpiece. I've been reading mostly science fiction for 50 years, so am understandably bored by its mediocre iterations. By now, only the most deeply enjoyable experiences can galvanize me enough to try to write a review. I hope my fellow hunters-of-excellence will fully understand what I mean to convey. Quietus is a rare marvel, and a sumptuous example of the art of science fiction.
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