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Onion Eaters

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Great book. Just don’t listen to it.

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-13-23

The book itself is fantastic. Highly recommended you read it. But skip the Audible version. As long as the narrator is telling the story, it’s fine. But once she tries a character’s voice, speaking in the dialect of a Japanese or Malaysian or any human, it starts grating on your nerves. Like nails on a chalkboard. A bad Mel Blanc impression.

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Worst performance on Audible

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-10-21

You know the story. Why else would you be reading reviews. Great book. The performance sucks hippo weinie. It's like the guy's larynx is broken. Or he just got hit in the head with a brick. Listen to the sample, then move on to something else.

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Books by this reader should be replaced.

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-19-19

Terrible performance of a great book. Deleted from device and from library. Can not stand his whiney voice.

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5 stars ruined by narrator.

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
2 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-19-19

if you know Slocum then you know his are some of the finest sea tales you'll ever run across. up there with Dana, Melville, etc. but this. just can not stomach his whining voice. slowing it down helps some but is it enough to finish? time will tell.

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The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Audiobook By Marie Kondo cover art

Why is this here?

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-02-19

Never ordered this. Don’t want it. Where did it come from and why is it in my library?

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Very weak with no ending

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-29-18

What starts out as an average mystery thriller slowly drags on into a “I don’t care whodunnit”. Or why. Somewhat decent setup doesn’t go anywhere. More questions than answers with an ending that just leaves a bad taste in your mouth instead of you wanting more. If you have absolutely nothing else to read or listen to then have someone hold a gun to your head and let them force you to read this. Otherwise skip it.

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The greatest book ever written

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5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-11-18

If you haven’t read this, read it. If you have read it, read it again.

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great reading of a terrible book.

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-08-16

could be a good book if it was a book. instead more like the idea of what it could be.

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