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R. C. Jackson

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Do NOT waste your money

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
2 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-30-20

I did not get far into this book before wanting to figuratively throw it across the room, and I've only felt that way about one other book in my nearly 60 years.

It starts with a completely gratuitous shark attack. Not too long after, there is ANOTHER gratuitous shark attack. Apparently every time anyone dives and there are sharks around, they immediately attack.

The men are barely described, but they are from every part of the planet. Only one per location so as to artificially diversify the cast as much as possible. Every one of them is more or less a stereotype.

The few women are all tall, "lithe" (the author LOVES this word) and model-gorgeous.

The author spends much time proving that he understands technical subjects, e.g. scuba diving. The text practically screams "LOOK AT ME I KNOW ALL ABOUT DIVING!!"

I just couldn't face any more. Out of the >1000 Audible titles I've purchased, this is the only one I wanted to return, but alas I bought it over a year ago.

Your average college freshman could out-write this person.

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Wow

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-07-20

Just excellent across the board. I cannot recommend this highly enough. Story, performance both top notch

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Worst. Narrator. Ever.

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-04-15

Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

How much did you save by hiring the worst narrator? The worst! Everything is breathy and dramatic and really dramatic and really really dramatic! When he does something as utterly mundane as announcing the location for the action at the beginning of a chapter, e.g. "Palace of Tellisberg, Kingdom of Charis" it's as if he's watching the Hindenberg go up in flames.

And let's not even start on how every narrator for the first 5 books (all 3 narrators) pronounce "Charis" as kar-is, but this idiot pronounces it as chair-is.

Some cynical producer said, "Hey, if they've listened to the first 5 books, they'll listen to the 6th book no matter how bad the narrator is. So let's go bottom-of-the-barrel and save the money." It is extremely disrespectful to loyal listeners.

I've only listened to about 15 minutes of the book and I'm already this disgusted. And I'm not one of those "oh no they changed the narrator I hate this" people; I'm quite willing to entertain changes in narrators during a book series.

How did the narrator detract from the book?

omg see above. I guess Kevin Collins works for cheap, because he's listed as the narrator for 188 Audible titles. I, for one, will NEVER buy another book for which he is the narrator. I've listened to perhaps 2000 audiobooks and he is the worst narrator I've ever encountered.

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