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Old Gods New Tricks
- A collection of weird western Porter Rockwell Stories
- By: David J. West
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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True Grit meets Cthulhu, it ain’t gonna be pretty… Deputy Marshal Porter Rockwell can't be harmed by a bullet or a blade. As long as he never cuts his hair, Rockwell is free to right wrongs and chase criminals without worrying about the mortal consequences. But in the Old West, there are far worse things waiting to kill you than just Indians and outlaws; the Old gods and hungry ghosts, skin-walkers and horrors undreamed of… Old Gods New Tricks is a collection of weird western stories in the vein of classic pulp fiction and Louis L’Amour yarns. If you like frontier justice, larger-...
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This book was surprisingly good
- By Amazon Customer on 05-23-24
- Old Gods New Tricks
- A collection of weird western Porter Rockwell Stories
- By: David J. West
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
This book was surprisingly good
Reviewed: 05-23-24
First, the Virtual Voice narration was surprisingly, even disturbingly, adequate.
The book was actually good. I didn't expect it to be bad, but I hadn't known what to expect. It's just a few short stories, all centering on Porter Rockwell. Good characters, good story telling, creative.
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#1 in Customer Service
- The Complete Adventures of Tom Stranger
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Adam Baldwin, Larry Correia
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Whether he’s underwriting for an overlord, or wearing a pocket protector in a pocket universe, Tom Stranger has just one policy: providing Quality Customer Service. No alien menace is too menacing, no galactic rift too rifty for the multiverse’s most-trusted Interdimensional Insurance Agent in these three brand-new adventures and two classic escapades.
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First half good
- By Ben Koch on 01-07-20
- #1 in Customer Service
- The Complete Adventures of Tom Stranger
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Adam Baldwin, Larry Correia
funniest line
Reviewed: 08-21-20
the funniest line of this book is the last sentence Adam Baldwin reads at the end of the credits
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Stiletto
- A Novel
- By: Daniel O'Malley
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 23 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When secret organizations are forced to merge after years of enmity and bloodshed, only one person has the fearsome powers - and the bureaucratic finesse - to get the job done. Facing her greatest challenge yet, Rook Myfanwy Thomas must broker a deal between two bitter adversaries: the Checquy - the centuries-old covert British organization that protects society from supernatural threats, and the Grafters - a centuries-old supernatural threat.
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Grafters take center stage
- By Larry on 07-10-16
- Stiletto
- A Novel
- By: Daniel O'Malley
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
Loved the book but would have liked more Myfanwy
Reviewed: 06-26-16
Myfanwy was in the book, and though she was more of a peripheral character, the two main characters for this story were also very easy to care about.
Moira Quirk did a fantastic job narrating, but I while listening I realized that Susan Duerden's voice was Myfanwy to me and, so even when Myfawny was part of the story I didn't feel connected to her like I did in The Rook.
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Excerpts from The Encyclopaedia Britannica
- A Dictionary of Arts, Sciences, Literature and General Information, Eleventh Edition
- By: Various
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 13 mins
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Prepare yourself for the ultimate multicast performance. We've gathered many of Audible's most popular narrators to bring to life some of the most extraordinary words ever written. 19 words, in fact, carefully selected and arranged alphabetically as in their original source: the 11th edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica. We created this enlightening journey from AUDIENCE to LITERATURE because you asked for it.
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Elation Becomes Disappointment
- By Steven on 04-01-16
- Excerpts from The Encyclopaedia Britannica
- A Dictionary of Arts, Sciences, Literature and General Information, Eleventh Edition
- By: Various
- Narrated by: full cast
Life changing!
Reviewed: 04-02-16
I laughed. I cried. I raged. I napped. My life will never be the same.
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Son of the Black Sword
- Saga of the Forgotten Warrior, Book 1
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 21 mins
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After the War of the Gods, the demons were cast out and fell to the world. Mankind was nearly eradicated by the seemingly unstoppable beasts until the gods sent the great hero, Ramrowan, to save them. He united the tribes, gave them magic, and drove the demons into the sea. Ever since, the land has belonged to man, and the oceans have remained an uncrossable hell, leaving the continent of Lok isolated.
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Woo'd & Won
- By Toriangirl on 11-06-15
- Son of the Black Sword
- Saga of the Forgotten Warrior, Book 1
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
Wow!
Reviewed: 11-02-15
Just wow! Story is fantastic, characters are fantastic, narrator is fantastic. I'm impatient for the next book in the series to come out.
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Ghost Story
- A Novel of the Dresden Files
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 17 hrs and 36 mins
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When an unknown someone shoots him and leaves him to die, Harry Dresden hopes he might be heading to a better place. Unfortunately being dead doesn't make Harry's life any easier. Trapped between life and death, he learns that his friends are in serious trouble. Only by finding his murderer can he save his friends and move on - a feat that would be a lot easier if he had a body and access to his powers. Worse still are the malevolent shadows that roam Chicago, controlled by a dark entity that wants Harry to suffer even in death.
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Best thing I've ever seen a company willingly do
- By Brooks Hamilton on 04-21-15
- Ghost Story
- A Novel of the Dresden Files
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
Satisfying
Reviewed: 04-24-15
The previous version, read by John Glover, was very well done. But Ghost Story is the 13th or 14th in the Dresden series, and after the very first book it was already too late for anyone in the universe besides James Marsters to be Harry Dresden.
Glover did an especially great job with some of the other characters and I appreciated that version for what it was, so I am surprised how much of a difference it made to hear the story in Marster's voice.
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I Am Not a Serial Killer
- John Cleaver, Book 1
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: John Allen Nelson
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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John works in his family's mortuary and has an obsession with serial killers. He wants to be a good person but fears he is a sociopath, and for years he has suppressed his dark side through a strict system of rules designed to mimic "normal" behavior. Then a demon begins stalking his small town and killing people one by one, and John is forced to give in to his darker nature in order to save them.
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Great, if visceral book, terrible narrator.
- By Digital Prophet on 03-31-10
- I Am Not a Serial Killer
- John Cleaver, Book 1
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: John Allen Nelson
Great Story
Reviewed: 03-22-15
I noticed a few people mentioned they didn't like the narration. I thought it was fine, but I don't think Nelson's voice is a good match for the genre. I think his voice would be perfect for non-fiction, business, or something like that. It helped to increase the pace to 1.5 speed.
The story was great. At one point the plot seemed to twist so much that I found myself a little disappointed that the story I had become invested in seemed to no longer be the focus. But it ended up getting all tied together. I'm surprised that the average rating is under four stars. I recommend giving it the book a try.
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Leviathan Wakes
- By: James S. A. Corey
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
- Length: 19 hrs and 11 mins
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James S.A. Corey delivers compelling SF that ranks with the best in the field. In Leviathan Wakes, ice miner Jim Holden is making a haul from the rings of Saturn when he and his crew encounter an abandoned ship, the Scopuli. Uncovering a terrifying secret, Jim bears the weight of impending catastrophe. At the same time, a detective has been hired by well-heeled parents to find a missing girl, and the investigator’s search leads him right to the Scopuli.
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Fun hard SF action with a blue collar bent
- By A reader on 05-11-12
- Leviathan Wakes
- By: James S. A. Corey
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
Prostitutes and Mormons in Space
Reviewed: 03-06-15
James S.A. Corey peered into a distant future where humanity had spread itself across our solar system and found that it is mostly populated by prostitutes and Mormons. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm not saying the story is about prostitutes and Mormons. It isn't. I'm just saying that when a denizen of the belt is not surrounded by the cold vacuum of space they'd be hard pressed to swing a cat without hitting a saint or a sinner.
I know what you're thinking, "That sounds a lot like Las Vegas." Exactly. It's exactly like Las Vegas if it expanded to fill the immensity of space. There are even casinos everywhere.
This of course brings up ethical questions surrounding cat swinging. On earth it is nearly always a cruel act. Perhaps if you were trying to save a cat from the roof of a burning house and had to throw it all the way to a neighbor's pool to save it it might be justified, but less than 10% of all cat swingings in the U.S. happen under such circumstances. In Russia the percentage is higher, but surely it's still under 20%. Ethically speaking, then, on earth nearly all cat swingings are cruel, and debates tend to center on the topic of whether or not the cat deserved it.
Null-g adds additional variables that must be considered in such discussions. Cats don't cope well with null-g. It takes away nearly all of their abilities, such as being able to land on their feet, or their ability to fall when misjudging the distance of a jump.
On earth, if you're holding a cat that is freaking out and trying to scratch every exposed bit of your skin, you can simply drop the cat. The cat will land on its feet and be content to exert its autonomy by running away rather than continuing to attack.
Not so in null-g, which would be both the initial cause of the cat freaking out and thing that maintains the cat's desperate behavior. You must dislodge the cat with no help from gravity. You'll eventually get it off you, but it will take longer and every second counts.
And then, instead of landing on its feet and ceasing its attack, the cat will continue to flail in its search for control. You might as well tether a set of Ginsu knives together and set them in a perpetual spin. Who is going to volunteer to retrieve the knives? Even when the cat hits a surface, it has no thumbs so its attempts to gain purchase will simply propel it back out into the middle of the room again. You'd have no choice but to wait until it bounced into an airlock and jettison the cat into space. That would be very sad, depending on the cat. They really need to rethink the whole cat in space thing.
My hypothesis is that cat swinging in space is probably an act of kindness as much as anything else due to the felt gravity provided by centrifugal motion. The cat may feel soothed due to the seeming reappearance of gravity.
Space mom to her daughter: "Sweetie, have you swung the cat yet today?" Child:"No." Mom launches into a lecture about how the kid promised that if they got a cat she would feed it and play with it and swing it by it's tail every day, after which the girl grudgingly grabs her cat's tail and starts swinging.
The book was very good, and apparently a television series based on the series is going to play this year on Syfy.
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Instruments of War
- The Warlock Sagas, Volume One
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
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Makeda , Supreme Archdomina of House Balaash, is known throughout the Iron Kingdoms for her leadership of the mighty Skorne Empire, but it was not always so… Before the coming of the Skorne Empire into the west, Makeda was little more than the second child of a great house, but through her will, determination, and adherence to the code of hoksune, she rose above all others. For the first time the secrets of both Makeda and her people are revealed in the tale of their epic struggle for honor and survival in Instruments of War.
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Not like his first two series
- By georgiamom on 02-11-14
- Instruments of War
- The Warlock Sagas, Volume One
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
Excellent!
Reviewed: 05-07-14
I have no idea what the Warmachine game stuff is all about that most of the other reviewers mentioned (apparently it's the universe this book originates from). I'm a fan of the author, though, and this book did not disappoint.
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Monster Hunter Vendetta
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 21 hrs and 11 mins
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Accountant turned professional monster hunter, Owen Zastava Pitt, managed to stop the nefarious Old Ones' invasion plans last year, but as a result made an enemy out of one of the most powerful beings in the universe. Now an evil death cult known as the Church of the Temporary Mortal Condition wants to capture Owen in order to gain the favor of the great Old Ones.
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Exciting story, well told, with a great villain
- By Jason on 02-10-12
- Monster Hunter Vendetta
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
Perfect Narration
Reviewed: 03-08-14
Just listened to this again and was reminded how awesome Oliver Wyman does with this story.
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