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Terrible narration, ruined book.

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-18-16

Her resume must look something like " are your protagonists too scary? I'm your narrator. With my almost three slightly different voices I can dumb down even the most intelligent of characters, I can make even the most evil of characters sound like a Disney clown or make any character younger than twenty five sound like a pre teen. I'm proficient in talking slowly to make bigger characters sound even bigger and I can put a southern drawl on any character who needs to sound unintelligent or confused." She is the worst. I won't buy another title she narrates unless it is a children's book for toddlers.

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Better than his other books.

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 10-12-15

Other than some of the repetitive statements, like "he died in the spring, that is what they always said about those who died of the great spring sickness" which gets said over and over again. Things like this kept sounding like they were intended to inform an audience who hadn't read it in the last story. Turns out I think that's the truth of it, as these were three separate stories previously. George doesn't write the best combat scenes but he is among the best at setting a tone and setting. I grew bored with the ice and fire books, not so with Dunk and Egg, I hope there are more to come.

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I liked the narrator.

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-31-15

I'm not talking about the reader, although she was great. I don't agree with the main characters ideas, it was entertaining

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felt like a children's cartoon.

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-29-15

minimal character depth, the action might be thrilling enough for a soccer mom somewhere. the main characters are parodies of themselves. the dark quiet introvert and the laugh out loud do gooder. an under developed magic system. I felt like the only thing he got right was a somewhat correct medieval political system. this is a fine young teen entry to the fantasy genre.

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great start.

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-26-15

The book started with a bang and grabbed me immediately. by the middle of the story it gets messy and you can see it headed for happily ever after land.

So it is no surprise when it does arrive at the ridiculous sappy sweet ending. So much potential, completely wasted by pandering to my fellow Americans childish need for a pacifier.

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