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The Fake Posh Accent Was Horrible

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2 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-06-25

The book started out fine. Coming-of-age tale of a poor kid raising his standing in the world with the help of a mysterious benefactor. However, by the mid-point of the book the narrator decided to take on this horrendously-fake posh British accent and never let it go. Add onto that the story devolved into, "my shadows did this, then my shadows did that. Shadow Shadow Shadow, Shadow Shadow Shadow," and it's pretty obvious that this book quickly became a lost cause.
My suggestion would be that the author should buy a thesaurus and the narrator should stick to accents that don't make people want to plug their ears shut with rusty nails. My recommendation? Not worth a credit.

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Bait and Switch

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-12-23

I don't generally write reviews, but this book is so annoying I feel I have to. Artemio is not the main character of this book, though all of the summary would lead you to believe he is. Orsina is the main character. Orsina gets the amazing powers; Orsina wins over the girl; Orsina becomes the focal point of the grand finale.

While Orsina is going supernova and saving the day, Artemio is given barely a minute of dialogue to show that he's even involved. What a slap in the face.

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Our Illustrious Hero Can't Seem To Not Bleed

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2 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-18-18

Not every hero is perfect. Hell, not every hero is a hero. This guy, though?

Complete and utter chump.

If he wasn't getting beat to within an inch of his life, he was being a coward. If he wasn't being a coward, he was mustering his courage and paranoia to keep the only people that cared about him at an arm-and-half's length. All while making stupid, apparently uncharacteristic decisions.

The real disappointment of the entire book is that the world, the magic and even a few of the characters were actually quite interesting and engaging. However, that all gets dragged down into the muck by an utterly unlikable main character.

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