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The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics
- Feminine Pursuits
- By: Olivia Waite
- Narrated by: Morag Sims
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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As Lucy Muchelney watches her ex-lover’s sham of a wedding, she wishes herself anywhere else. It isn’t until she finds a letter from the countess of Moth, looking for someone to translate a groundbreaking French astronomy text, that she knows where to go. Showing up at the countess’ London home, she hoped to find a challenge, not a woman who takes her breath away.
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Great F/F Romance
- By Haley on 07-17-20
- The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics
- Feminine Pursuits
- By: Olivia Waite
- Narrated by: Morag Sims
A new favorite!
Reviewed: 04-08-25
This book really hooked me hard, what a lovely historical romance, and now I'm dying to find more.
Lucy and Catherine is just an incredibly lovely pairing, and they are so well written.
I can't really comment on historical or scientific accuracy, but from a listening point of view, it's just feels so incredibly well written, and the attention to detail is simply fantastic.
Morag Sims narration is just impeccable, and really elevated the experience.
And this is one of those book, that I will listed to again in a month or two, I loved it.
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Crossing the Line
- By: J.J. Arias
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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Newly appointed judge Jordan Blake is done with romance. But on a rare night out, she becomes captivated by Sierra, a woman half her age. Unable to resist her charms, the usually cautious Jordan gives in to a reckless night of passion. Law student Sierra Fuentes doesn't expect to see Jordan again. Pleasantly surprised when she ends up her intern, Sierra sees an opportunity to continue their steamy affair. If only Jordan would stop caring about the rules. With Sierra in her chambers, Jordan vows to keep their relationship strictly professional... even if she can't stop thinking about that night
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Just not narrated in a sexy way
- By Shanna on 10-11-24
- Crossing the Line
- By: J.J. Arias
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Fantastic age gap romance
Reviewed: 03-28-25
Great coupling for sure, great theme and excellent attention to vocational details. There's a splash of "agenda", that's a bit on the nose to be perfectly honest, but it's very minor.
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The Road to Madison
- By: Elle Spencer
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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As the sole heir to her family’s banking empire, a lot is expected of Madison Prescott. Falling in love with her childhood friend Ana Perez was not in the cards. As Madison’s father puts it, “A gay daughter? Married to the maid’s daughter? Running my company? Over my dead body.” By the time George Prescott dies, it’s been 15 years since Madison and Ana were ripped apart by his lies. They haven’t spoken since, but Madison has spent every minute waiting for this day to come. Unfortunately, it turns out time doesn’t heal all wounds.
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10 STARS!!!!
- By Anonymous on 05-16-19
- The Road to Madison
- By: Elle Spencer
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
Hoooked me good
Reviewed: 03-28-25
Elle definitely taking some chances here, definitely not the straight laced romance story that is so common, really payed off.
Lori's narration is awesome as per usual.
My only gripe is that I think a slightly longer epilogue could've been satisfying after such a stormy sailing book.
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Destination You
- By: J.J. Arias
- Narrated by: Kingsley Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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When 27-year-old free-spirit Taylor Lopez flies back to Miami to attend her high school reunion, she doesn't expect to run into Mrs. Alonso—her former history teacher—at the airport. The fact that Taylor's crush on the intense woman comes roaring back to life is not a surprise, but she wasn't expecting the attraction to go both ways. Raquel Alonso's life is too full for romance. Back in Miami to receive an award from the students she taught a decade earlier, the 46-year-old intends on using the rare weekend away to relax. Her plan is disrupted by her undeniable chemistry with Taylor.
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incredible!
- By Sunshine&Fox on 07-02-24
- Destination You
- By: J.J. Arias
- Narrated by: Kingsley Rose
Enjoyable age gap romance
Reviewed: 03-02-25
Good writing, the main characters had some great chemistry. But it did end with me wanting a bit more, ended a bit abruptly I think, a longer epilogue perhaps.
I was initially a bit skeptical towards Rose's narration, but I'm glad I stuck with it, she's a keeper for sure.
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Above All Things
- Carlisle Series, Book 2
- By: Roslyn Sinclair
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Aspiring writer Jules Moretti and iconic fashion editor Vivian Carlisle have been through the wringer. As Vivian's personal assistant, Jules was there for her ice queen boss's whims, commands, and the shocking discovery of her pregnancy. Just as shocking was Jules's realization that she was falling hard for Vivian . . . and that the feeling was mutual.
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Realistic and not too angsty
- By Jamila Montaque on 01-14-23
- Above All Things
- Carlisle Series, Book 2
- By: Roslyn Sinclair
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Fantastic second book!
Reviewed: 02-27-25
Great follow up, Vivian and Jules makes for such a wonderful couple. Roslyn continues to impress, great writing, with both steam & humor sprinkled in.
I wonder if there will be another book in this series, would love for a book about Ally, she's adorable. And Roslyn can definitely pull of a quirky character, like she did with Ariana in Lily and the Crown.
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The Executive Liaison
- Black Diamond, Book 2
- By: Anna Stone, Hildred Billings
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Isabel Diaz's post-college life couldn't be better. She's finally putting herself out there on dating app Darkest Desires. Plus, she has an amazing job leading the graphic design team at a hot Seattle startup. But everything changes when the startup is sold off and Scarlett Black takes over as CEO. Scarlett is just as ruthless as her formidable reputation suggests. But there's something mysterious about the icy older woman that draws Isabel to her.
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Favorite of the three
- By Yahna D Perry on 11-11-23
- The Executive Liaison
- Black Diamond, Book 2
- By: Anna Stone, Hildred Billings
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Absolute fire!
Reviewed: 02-20-25
First Diamond book was good, but this one blew it out of the water.
I absolutely loved this book, and it's one of those book, that I know I will listen to again down the road.
Such a great pair of characters, Scarlett & Isabel was just a truly wonderful couple to follow.
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The Girlfriend Arrangement
- Black Diamond, Book 1
- By: Anna Stone, Hildred Billings
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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Parker Black has put her bad girl days behind her. Once the rebellious, womanizing middle child of the wealthiest family in Seattle, she's now the founder and CEO of a luxury lingerie label. But when an incident from her past resurfaces, everything she's built threatens to come crashing down. For up-and-coming public relations specialist Julia Conner, her job is her life. A former foster kid, she's spent years climbing the ladder. So when Parker contacts her to help her come back from a scandal, Julia is determined to prove she can handle a big-name client like Parker Black.
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A reviewer warned me but I regrettably didn’t listen.
- By Amazon Customer on 05-06-23
- The Girlfriend Arrangement
- Black Diamond, Book 1
- By: Anna Stone, Hildred Billings
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Liked it
Reviewed: 02-16-25
A solid first book, in Anna's next series.
Really liked the pairing, but it got a bit cheesy towards the end If I'm gonna be honest.
Abby is great as expected.
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Truth and Measure
- The Carlisle Series, Book 1
- By: Roslyn Sinclair
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Jules Moretti is newly single, an aspiring writer, and the hyper-competent assistant to the most powerful woman in fashion. It's a tough job, but her ice queen boss won't settle for less than perfection. Vivian Carlisle helms the internationally revered fashion publication Du Jour. She might be smack in the middle of a messy divorce, but you have to make sacrifices to be the best. That's what she tells herself, anyway. When the unthinkable happens, Vivian's regimented world is turned upside-down. Her life is about power, success, and dominance—not a baby!
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My oh my....
- By MissLynn on 01-13-23
- Truth and Measure
- The Carlisle Series, Book 1
- By: Roslyn Sinclair
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
Fantastic.
Reviewed: 02-07-25
Great story, with a real Ice Queen warming up, can't wait to get started on the second book!
Roslyn is just a superb writer, every book is just a treat.
I'm still not the greatest fan of Abby, but she does a stellar job, and she really excels at mature voices.
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Futanari Academy - Curriculum of Pleasure
- By: Aria Lovelace
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
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In this tantalizing and provocative tale, we follow the journey of Aiko Tanaka, a young futanari student, as she navigates her first year at the prestigious Futanari Academy. From the moment she sets foot on the campus, Aiko is surrounded by a world of desire, temptation, and self-discovery. As she forms deep and intimate connections with her best friend Yumi, her seductive roommate Rika, and a diverse array of classmates, Aiko is drawn into a web of passion, exploration, and forbidden desires. Through steamy encounters, secret trysts, and the exploration of her own sexuality, Aiko ...
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Do not spend money or credits on this.
- By Weazelz on 01-10-25
- Futanari Academy - Curriculum of Pleasure
- By: Aria Lovelace
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
Do not spend money or credits on this.
Reviewed: 01-10-25
TL:DR Much confuse, much bad, avoid.
This is pretty damn terrible, weird & bizarre.
I only finished it, because of how weird it was, and it just kept going in a repetitive and confusing manner.
There is not really any cohesive plot or any kind of story here really, not that audio-porn needs that, but at 1:22h runtime, one might expect at least something.
There's so much weird stuff going on here. For starters Futanari is in the title, but for the most part, there's not really anything indicating it's an included theme.
Weird Asian names on every character, then suddenly there's segments where everyone has normal english names.
Anyways, the entire thing is just 3-5 minute chapters, each being an "sexual" encounter of sorts.
But there's like no description of what is actually happening, every chapter derails into some kind of bizarre, nonsensical, attempt at erotic poetry, for the lack of better description. This is not serviceable erotica.
After some consideration, this might actually be AI generated, and not written by a real person.
The virtual voice narration is actually quite alright, but I'll leave 1 star across the board as a warning.
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Backshots
- Jumping the Bunny
- By: Alison Osias
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 28 mins
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This is a work of erotica and contains graphic descriptions of sex acts. This eBook is not suitable for individuals under 18 years of age. With the spunk and athleticism to be a hero on the court, Janny helps her team soar to victory. Outplaying the opposition and netting a clean backshot, she emboldens the affection of her number-one fan. Enna is a spirited Alderview cheerleader with a hard crush on the bunny ballplayer. She thinks some backshots could be the perfect reward and a way to make her feelings known, although she may have the wrong idea about what the word means. Flirting and ...
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Not bad.
- By Weazelz on 01-09-25
- Backshots
- Jumping the Bunny
- By: Alison Osias
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
Not bad.
Reviewed: 01-09-25
It's a short story, focused on Erotica. The writing is solid, and adds a bit of flavor and sets the scene.
The narration is actually quite good, and very serviceable, but at a few points it suffers from the flat delivery.
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