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Tribute
- A Sci-Fi Alien Warrior Romance (Barbarians of the Sand Planet)
- By: Tana Stone
- Narrated by: Tristan Josiah, Sierra Grace
- Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
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Volunteering herself as tribute to the aliens was the only way Holly could ensure the safety of the rest of her bounty hunter crew. Problem is now she’s locked in the alien city and engaged to marry a guy she’s never even met. All she wanted to do was save her friends, so they could get off the sand planet. She never dreamed she’d end up as some huge alien’s mate. She’ll play along until she can find a way to escape, and then she’s gone, and he’ll be nothing but a memory. What could go wrong with this plan?
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Playgirl meets honorable city-boy
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-29-22
- Tribute
- A Sci-Fi Alien Warrior Romance (Barbarians of the Sand Planet)
- By: Tana Stone
- Narrated by: Tristan Josiah, Sierra Grace
THEY REMOVE HER BIRTH CONTROL. HE DOESN"T TELL HER
Reviewed: 06-06-25
Okay, setting aside the fact that the FMC voice is obnoxious as hell, I have to say this author just lost me for life. Holly states repeatedly that she does not want to have babies. The guy she is forced to marry hears and understands this, and finds it baffling, since "all females wish to procreate." He then finds out that the people preparing her for their forced marriage took the liberty of removing her birth control device while she was under sedation and without her consent.
Cut to the wedding night. she figures she's stuck there until her friends bust her out, might as well have some fun. Her new husband tries to make excuses for not getting physical AND DOESN'T TELL HER WHY. He just reasons that he needs her to be clear headed for when they escape. (Like, WHAT? Because a woman can't think straight if she's also pissed?) I'm sorry, I didn't bother listening beyond this point. I don't know if anything happened between them after, but I imagine it did and it took him a good long while to tell her that her birth control has been tampered with, which is the textbook definition of sexual assault. I'm sure she eventually decides she loves him so much she doesn't mind having his child, even though he clearly doesn't respect her enough to give her important information about her own body.
SHAME ON TANA STONE. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME ON YOU.
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My Favorite Boss
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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My new boss—Alexander Bane. Aptly named since he’s the bane of my existence. Please isn’t in his vocabulary. He grunts, growls, and demands. If only he didn’t look so sexy when doing so. If only his mouth weren’t so addictive when kissing mine. He’s quickly becoming my favorite boss. Which is wrong. My new assistant is an unwelcomed distraction. Snarky, witty, always smiling. Constantly putting me in my place. Making me second-guess my decisions.
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🩵🩵Fantastic Narration!🩵🩵
- By 🌼Daisy H. on 09-23-24
- My Favorite Boss
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
Accidental Pregnancy Trope
Reviewed: 04-28-25
this was cute for the first 3/4 of the book, but the moment one character said they absolutely did NOT want kids and the other tried to wheedle him into being open to it, i knew this would end badly.
accidental pregnancy is an instant turn off, and i really think there needs to be a warning. also, authors need to stop pushing the idea that childfree people can be convinced to bring a child into the world if they meet the “right” partner.
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Flirting with Fire
- By: Jane Porter
- Narrated by: Sara Sheckells
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Forty-nine-year-old Margot Hughes has lived and breathed theater for the past twenty-five years. After a devastating breakup with her playwright fiancé, she wants nothing to do with the industry. She has sworn off New York, theater, actors—all of it. She returns to her hometown on California’s central coast and takes a job in real estate, where she manages significant investment properties. But Margot’s suddenly thrown back into the theater world when Sally, her friend and boss, who had been restoring and funding Cambria’s historic theater, has a heart attack.
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disgusted by the ending
- By Rowan on 03-29-25
- Flirting with Fire
- By: Jane Porter
- Narrated by: Sara Sheckells
disgusted by the ending
Reviewed: 03-29-25
max repeatedly says he doesn’t want kids. he pleads with her to let him be enough. she doesn’t care, because she wants to be a mommy. well honey…if that’s what you want, you picked the wrong man. in real life, you cannot manipulate a childfree person into bringing a life into the world.
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The Contract
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: John Lane, Tatiana Sokolov
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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A tyrant by day, a playboy by night. That's the reputation that precedes Richard VanRyan. He lives life the way he wants, no concern for the opinion of others. He cares for no one, is completely unrepentant, and has no desire to change his ways. Katharine Elliott works under Richard as his PA. She despises him and his questionable ethics, but endures all the garbage he sends her way, because she needs the job.
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The Arrogance
- By Kindle Customer on 11-12-16
- The Contract
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: John Lane, Tatiana Sokolov
there oughta be a warning.
Reviewed: 03-03-25
firstly, if a man stalks toward a woman unsure of whether he’s going to slap her? that’s not sexy, it’s a problem.
secondly, there should be a WARNING when a book is going to devolve into virgin worship. this trope is creepy and outdated.
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Vaant
- The Galaxos Crew, Book 1
- By: Layla Nash, Juno Wells
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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Isla Lennox is the best interpreter aboard the Alliance ship Argo - if the captain would ever give her a chance to do her job. When he finally does, Isla's big break turns into chaos and panic as she and all the female crew members are traded to an alien ship in exchange for the Argo's safe passage. The giant Xaravian warriors are intimidating, covered in scales, and...way too attractive. Isla and her friends won't surrender quietly, but it seems like the Xaravians are looking forward to that kind of fight.
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Romance, adventure - nothing better!
- By Carol on 04-23-21
- Vaant
- The Galaxos Crew, Book 1
- By: Layla Nash, Juno Wells
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
A hidden jewel!
Reviewed: 10-09-24
I've read a lot, some might even say a recklessly excessive amount, of SciFi romance. I usually end up throwing the book across the room (or in the case of audiobooks, hitting the "stop" button) around the 3rd chapter, when it becomes too sickeningly formulaic to continue. After a truly exhaustive search of the genre, this woefully under appreciated and genuinely well-written series stands out as the only one where women are truly loved, valued and respected, rather than reading like super r*pey breeder p0rn for the Tradwife set. I own the whole series and regularly listen to them one by one, whenever I'm in the mood for a little space raunch that celebrates mouthy, resourceful bada$$ ladies and the hulking warrior aliens who bed them.
To Ms. Nash and Ms Wells - I'd like more, please. As soon as possible.
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Rescued by an Alien
- Stolen by an Alien, Book 2
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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When my human mate was auctioned, she was sold to a savage lot of aliens. I rescued her body from her tormentors. But her mind... She is hurt. She’s afraid I will abandon her; but I’ve been waiting all my life for my mate. I am not going to walk away. I’m going to help her heal. And I will help her fight for us.
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Great story!!
- By Sara on 10-26-19
- Rescued by an Alien
- Stolen by an Alien, Book 2
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
Couldn't Finish
Reviewed: 10-09-24
This book draaaaaagggged. To the point where I started skipping whole chapters just to see if something interesting would actually happen. Also, there should be a warning when a book veers into the surprise pregnancy trope. Narration was great though.
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Gentleman Nine
- By: Penelope Ward
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Andi Arndt
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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Growing up, the three of us were friends. He was the nerd. I was the playboy. She was the beauty. Deep down, I only ever wanted her. I kept it inside because Rory and I made a pact that our friend, Amber, was off-limits. He lied. I went off to college, and he got the girl. Amber never knew how I felt. They were together for years - before he broke her heart. Through it all and across the miles, she and I casually stayed in touch. When my job sent me to Boston for a three-month contract position, Amber let me stay in her spare room.
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OMG! The narration!
- By Daisy Zorman on 02-19-18
- Gentleman Nine
- By: Penelope Ward
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Andi Arndt
gaping plot hole
Reviewed: 10-19-22
it was a great story until about 2/3 of the way through. cut to me screaming at my car stereo: "Plan B has been a thing since 1999! Channing works for a pharmaceutical company! There is no reason for weak sauce plot contrivances this, you stupid, stupid idiots!!!"
in conclusion, I want my friggin credits back.
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