
1000 Ideas: Aliens Think This Is Normal
If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this.
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Sam Raven

This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
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1000 Ideas: Aliens Think This Is Normal is a guide to Earth from the point of view of extraterrestrial observers who almost understand us. From sacred sock rituals to the mystery of elevators, nothing escapes their clueless curiosity. If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this.
🛸 1000 hilarious alien misunderstandings about human life
🧦 From sock ceremonies to sandwich stacking, nothing is safe from confusion
📱 Alien field notes on humans' obsession with glowing rectangles
🍰 Why Earthlings put candles on dessert once a year
🗣️ Social rituals decoded... badly
🎉 A bizarre look at holidays, habits, and hygiene
🧃 Why liquids must go in designated containers (no exceptions)
🤖 Observations on Earth's “primitive” smart assistants
🚽 Why announcing bathroom visits is apparently mandatory
🌎 If aliens wrote a guide to Earth, it would look like this
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