1000 Ideas: Rejected Self-Help
Self-help so bad, it’s actually hilarious.
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1000 Ideas: Rejected Self-Help
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Sam Raven
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🤣 Satirical self-help ideas you should never follow
🧘♀️ Meditation, but with chaos
🔥 Decluttering methods that involve fire (oops)
🎤 Daily affirmations shouted into the void
🍕 Emotional support snacks encouraged
💅 Toxic positivity turned up to 11
📈 Productivity tips from squirrels and drama queens
👻 Ghosting, gaslighting, and glitter-based healing
🎭 Self-improvement meets full-blown identity crisis
What if self-help went completely off the rails? 1000 Ideas: Rejected Self-Help is your ultimate guide to the worst advice you’ll never take—but can’t stop laughing at. Packed with bizarre affirmations, absurd productivity tips, and self-care strategies that absolutely no one should follow, this book is a celebration of every questionable life hack your inner chaos gremlin secretly loves.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, fake wisdom, and unhinged inspiration, each chapter delivers 20 gloriously unhelpful ideas on how to improve your life… or at least make it more entertaining. Whether you're looking to aggressively love yourself, heal by oversharing, or start a small, tasteful cult, this is the book that says: don’t try this at home—but definitely read about it.
Because sometimes the worst ideas make the best jokes.
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