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The Diaries of a Prisoner
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Chris Atkins
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Where can a tin of tuna buy you clean clothes? Which British education system struggles with 50 percent illiteracy? Where do teetotal Muslims attend AA meetings? Where is it easier to get 'spice' than paracetamol? Where does self-harm barely raise an eyebrow?
Welcome to Her Majesty's Prison Service, a creaking and surreal world that has been left to rot for decades in the shadows of polite society. Like most people, documentary-maker Chris Atkins didn't spend much time thinking about prisons. But after becoming embroiled in a dodgy scheme to fund his latest film, he was sent down for five years.
His new home would be HMP Wandsworth, one of the oldest, largest and most dysfunctional prisons in Europe. Horrifying, moving and darkly funny, this is the unvarnished depiction of what he found. With a cast of characters ranging from wily drug dealers to corrupt screws to senior officials bent on endless (and fruitless) reform, this is the reality behind the locked gates. Full of incredible and hilarious stories, A Bit of a Stretch reveals the true scale of our prison crisis and why it is costing us all.
Includes exclusive bonus chapter, available only from Audible.
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- Marianne Nelson
- 02-09-20
Could not put it down
Interesting, not a dull moment of life behind bars. It was also great that the author was the reader.
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- Pat Newell
- 03-06-24
Catastrophic insight
I have no way to compare American prisons to British. but if they r half as bad we r a huge crisis as well. Fascinating as well as deeply concerning… beautifully written & narrator rd.
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- Ashley
- 10-07-24
Great Look into Prison Life
The author does a wonderful job of showing the realities of prison life while simultaneously keeping the book as lighthearted as possible.
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- Nicole M
- 11-29-21
A must read!
This book popped up on my social ads, then i saw it in the airport book shop so i felt it was calling to me!
I couldn’t stop listening! Great book and a real eye opener to the clearly flawed reform system in our country. I was sad to finish it and struggling to fill this void!!
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- Hermes Triggagnosis
- 07-23-22
Never Dull
I was going to start this review by saying this is one of the best audiobooks I have listened to but have decided it is THE best audiobook I have ever listened to. Chris Atkins is an extraordinary writer and an equally impressive performer of his work. His book details the horrific conditions inside Wandsworth Prison in London, England and it's effects on the men unfortunate enough to be housed there. Atkins' superlative vocal skills bring it all to vivid life. Highest recommendation.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-06-20
Eye-opening account of UK prison
Great book - bit like the secret barrister but for prison. very concerning and a damming indictment of the existing system.
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- Mark
- 09-08-20
Loved Every Minute of This
Chris Atkins (documentary-maker) did the crime and did the time... and took notes along the way to write and narrate this bang up (ha! prison pun) account of his time in prison. From just before his arrival, we follow his journey through the various wings of HMP Wandsworth and the horrible conditions therein.
Like Atkins, I've never put a whole lot of thought into what prisons are really like. I guess working off the assumption I'll never end up in one (being an honest and stand up kind of guy) the day to day realities aren't something I ever put any time into thinking about.
And fair cop, I don't know if the prison life represented in this book is in anyway representative of prisons in Australia where I am, but I can't help but think there would be a lot of similarities. The rhetoric spun out by those "tough on crime" here in Australia shares much in common with that told in Atkins' story.
Atkins is locked up on a five year stretch, which means he'll serve about 2 and a half inside. The prison conditions are appalling, and get worse and the story unfolds as prison cutbacks and other factors mean many prisoners are locked up with no chance of leaving their cells for days at a time.
He gets in with other "white-collar" criminals and essentially brown-noses his way into a better wing with better conditions, more time out of the cells and more time to talk to his kid on the phone. If I'm being honest, I'd probably do the same thing given the chance so I don't fault him at all for sucking up to the those in charge.
At times heartbreaking, and other times laugh-out-loud funny, Chris spins the tale like the season documentary maker he is. He makes astute observations along the way with the failings in the prison system, with impassioned pleas I hope somebody in power listens to.
There's a famous quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky that goes:
"The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons."
It was something I thought about a lot while listening to this book, and landed on the conclusion that most societies if judged by this standard would fall way short. Indeed, Atkins mentions something similar towards the end of the book.
There are frequent "asides" in the book which are marked with brief interludes of music. These, Atkins explains, are individual sections in the printed book. They're absolutely invaluable to the story so I am glad they found such an interesting way to keep them, and make it obvious when you were dropping out of the "diary" flow and into "explanation" sections.
A fantastic listen that kept me riveted throughout... and gave me new insights into a world so foreign to me yet is such a part of everyday society. Hopefully, it inspires the changes needed to improve the prison systems of the world.
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- Catherine Kivuva
- 06-07-20
Very well written book
I enjoyed listening to this book. Learnt a lot about prison life in the UK. I highly recommend
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