
A Christmas Queef
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Narrated by:
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Evan Crowley
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By:
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Asher Dark
About this listen
Get ready for the most outrageous Christmas story you’ll ever listen to!
No villain is safe when Sally Claus decides to bring justice to the naughty list.
Packed with dark humor, glittery chaos, and over-the-top gore, A Christmas Queef is a hilariously twisted holiday horror that’s equal parts shocking and satisfying.
Not your typical Christmas tale—this one’s got blood, guts, and a little magic. Perfect for fans of splatterpunk with a festive twist!
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Evan Crowley - excellent reader
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