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A Fast Bike to Everywhere Else

By: Andy C Wareing
Narrated by: Andy C Wareing
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Armed with nothing but motorcycles and a severe lack of common sense, Andy embarks on a 1980s Tour de Farce across the UK and Europe, on three different bikes on four very different journeys.

Book three in the series is filled with more madcap escapades and humour. This true-life story tells of travel in an era long gone, when we read paper maps like pirates on the high seas, and friends were made and lost along roads less travelled.

For folks who like their travels with a twist of disaster, Andy's misguided misadventures deliver the usual laughs on the highway to hell. It's a cautionary tale told by one of the most hapless wanderers.

Prepare for hilarity, nostalgia and adventure before the era of mobile phones, GPS, and Google Maps!

A Fast Bike to Everywhere Else is a hilarious true-life travelogue full of interesting characters, uncomfortable moments, terrible choices, and British humour that will appeal to lovers of Bill Bryson, Douglas Adams, and David Sedaris.

All the books in the Petrolhead Travelogue series can be listened to in any order.

©2023, 2024 Andy C Wareing (P)2024 Andy C Wareing

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