A Metaphor for Life: How to Suck C*ck and Prosper
Grab Life by the Balls, Bust Cultural Conditioning and Become the Real You!
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What do you desire? How do you wish to feel in your body and in your Life?
With 21 key Insights, How to Suck C*ck and Prosper is a raw and unapologetic guide to reclaiming the parts of Yourself that our culture has labeled as bad or wrong.
You are ENOUGH! You are WORTHY! You’re NOT broken. You’ve simply been misled, just like the rest of society!
95% of your actions and reactions are driven by deeply ingrained belief systems. This subconscious programming, installed in childhood, has been shaped by our culture’s conditioning and the guilt and shame it has imposed upon you.
Reclaim the parts of yourself you’ve been taught to repress, and discover the power they Truly hold.
Curiously seeking your own answers and consciously attuning with your Intuition will enable you to break free from the cultural expectations of your external world. Mindfully live in alignment with what Truly serves your Heart & Soul to promote a liberated, resilient and authentic YOU… this is TRUE PROSPERITY!
Direct the flow of your life with empowered decisions and carve out your own unique path!
In this book, Lady T, a Sensual Embodiment Alchemist, takes you on a redefining journey of Self-discovery and Liberation. Drawing from her own experiences of overcoming societal pressures and emotional challenges, she compels Women to reclaim their Inherent Worthiness, Sexuality and Sensuality.
Through candid storytelling, humor, and profound insights, Lady T encourages you to transmute; to question everything, break free from limiting beliefs, and tap into your inner Wisdom.
This book is a call to join a movement of Women transforming societal perceptions and reclaiming their birthright to Pleasure, Exuberance, and Joy.
You’ll benefit from this book if you:
Are ready to embark on a journey of Self-inquiry and Self-awareness.
Seek to break free from societal constraints, find True Freedom, and embrace your Authentic Power.
Are curious about a new perspective on Sexuality, Sensuality, and Self-love.
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- Butterflywings09
- 01-15-25
Live your life!!!
This is such an empowering audiobook for women. Live your best life be authentic be you and get what you want. Honor your body honor your wants honor your desires, and go after it 100%. Love this! Love the energy love the message love it all!
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- Jameson
- 01-20-25
Eye Opening and Empowering
This audiobook is raw and unapologetically real. It challenges the way we’ve been taught to think about ourselves and our worth. The author’s honesty and humor make tough topics easier to process, and the personal stories feel so relatable. It’s about breaking free from the rules society places on us and finding what really makes you feel alive and authentic. If you’re ready for a bold perspective and some serious self-reflection, this book delivers.
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- Crissie 1
- 01-13-25
Let’s just say it how it is, shall we?
You’ve gotta just love these kinds of titles that masterfully encapsulate the entire title’s vibe and spirit in mere seconds. It’s so funny to me how society shuns, shames, and labels as bad the reproductive and creative energy that’s within us all and completely overlooks the fact that it’s the reason that any of us are here or exist in the first place! (Not just us, but it’s an integral function of the universe and cellular entities as a whole!) I mean, how thick-headed has the societal programming needed to be to completely overlook not just the very nature of our biology, but our souls as well. Lady T has the courage to actually discuss what we all know in our beings to be true, and ruthlessly challenges the social norms and taboos that have been perpetuated by misinformation, patriarchal buffoonery, manipulation-fueled agendas, and straight lies. Thank you Lady T, more of this, please!
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- KelliG
- 01-10-25
Empowerment and liberation
This audiobook is about empowerment and liberation. Lady T balances wisdom with moments of giddiness, making this read thought-provoking and enjoyable to listen to. Her focus on self-love, intuition, and sensual embodiment offers a fresh perspective on prosperity that isn’t rooted in materialism but with heart and soul.
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- The W Fam
- 01-14-25
Bold and unapologetic
This book is rad. It has a very provocative title but the information is excellent. It gave me confidence and I can feel my self esteem improving. Loved it.
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- Rose M
- 01-16-25
Transformative!
This book is bold, unapologetic, and packed with powerful insights for reclaiming self-worth and authenticity. Lady T's candid storytelling and humor make complex topics like societal conditioning and self-discovery feel relatable and accessible. It’s a refreshing guide for anyone ready to challenge limiting beliefs, embrace their sensuality, and step into a life of true freedom and empowerment.
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- Ellie
- 01-16-25
Bold, Insightful, and Unexpectedly Empowering
This audiobook is unlike anything I’ve listened to before—it’s raw, unapologetic, and packed with insights that challenge how we think about self-worth and freedom. The focus on questioning societal conditioning really resonated, especially the parts about reconnecting with suppressed parts of ourselves. It’s refreshingly candid, blending humor with hard truths in a way that keeps you thinking long after it’s over. Definitely a bold choice for anyone ready to explore their inner power.
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- GrammyG
- 01-20-25
Bold, Eye-Opening, and Empowering
This book is unlike anything I’ve read before—raw, unapologetic, and packed with life lessons that hit hard. It challenges societal norms and encourages you to embrace your authentic self without fear or judgment. The humor and directness make it engaging while the deeper messages inspire real self-reflection. It’s not just a book; it’s a wake-up call to live boldly and on your own terms. Perfect for anyone ready to break free and own their truth!
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- Robert Jessica
- 01-13-25
Unapologetically Empowering
The name of this audio book was quite a shock, but the advise within it was of the utmost benefit. Once you get past the name and listen,
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- D.Lynch
- 01-18-25
Bold, Unapologetic, and Eye-Opening
Its raw and unconventional approach was a breath of fresh air. The author’s candid style challenges societal norms while encouraging you to embrace your true self. While the humor and metaphors keep it entertaining, the underlying message of empowerment and authenticity is what truly stuck with me. It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to break free from cultural conditioning, this is a must-listen.
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