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A New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers to Buy an iPhone for Their Other Hand

By: Doyle Redland
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 This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire
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The Onion continues it's high class reporting (take that NYTIMES) in a cutting edge developing story that will have global implications in the personal cell phone markets across many sectors of our vertically stratified and horizontally tilted screens as Apple continues to revolutionize and evolve the modern definition of technological marvel's that has come to encompass the ever revolving and accelerating fashions of must have gizmos that our society could not function without lest it be thrown back to the stone age and we are forced to actually speak to each other with our vocal chords and use our faces for emojis.

Insightful, informative and interestingly intense.

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