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A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

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A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

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A mass extinction would be a major boon both for individual citizens and the country at large.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy
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This title is less than a minute and half of that is the title- the onion into- the jingle and the outro-- actual body of this title is just under 30 seconds, this review is literally longer

under a minute

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I love the Onion News, usually. These short 60 second stories fell short of their usual comedy imo.
Maybe worth a listen if it were free, definitely not for payment, even one less than a dollar.
The topics were intriguing, if the story was longer, more detailed, I feel this would've lived up to the usual Onion News standards and been funny.

60 Seconds of not funny

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