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  • A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

  • Dragon and Chips, Book 3
  • By: Simon Haynes
  • Narrated by: Graeme Hague
  • Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

By: Simon Haynes
Narrated by: Graeme Hague
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Publisher's summary

Ahh, the Old Kingdom.

Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.

For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday.**

Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.

*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

**Travel insurance not available.

***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is book three in the Robot vs. Dragons trilogy. To maximize your enjoyment, this description is completely devoid of spoilers, or indeed, useful information of any kind.****

****Trust me, if you've read the first two books you know what you're getting, and if you haven't you're on the wrong product page.

©2018 Simon Haynes (P)2019 Simon Haynes
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