A Practical Guide to Apocalypse Management
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A Practical Guide to Apocalypse Management
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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Frederick Jacobs
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About this listen
In the battle between destiny and disaster, sometimes all it takes is a reluctant hero with zero qualifications and even less enthusiasm.
Meet Grongol, a goose with the extraordinary power to bring about Armageddon - if he ever lays that final, fateful egg. Follow his unwitting companion Pibblestone McTavish as he flees mayonnaise-obsessed villains and chicken cultists while accidentally preventing doomsday.
Journey alongside Snarksteel the Insufferable, a sentient sword with three centuries of watching heroes die stupidly while ignoring its perfectly reasonable advice. After 312 dead wielders, it's taking matters into its own blade by choosing the least heroic person possible.
Step into Splug's world, where preventing the apocalypse means convincing bloodthirsty monsters that entertaining adventurers is more profitable than devouring them - all while avoiding becoming the main course at a dragon's business dinner.
From prophecies with typos to accidental world-saving through sheer incompetence, these tales turn fantasy tropes upside down as unlikely heroes stumble their way through averting disaster. No chosen ones here - just ordinary beings with extraordinary problems and a desperate need to survive until tomorrow.
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if saving the world was left to those least qualified to do it.
Warning: May contain geese with cosmic powers, talking swords with attitude problems, and absolutely zero refunds if the world ends anyway.
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