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Charlie's back in After You with the Pistol, along with his new bride, Johanna, and his thuggish manservant, Jock. He's also still drinking too much whiskey, and anything else he can get his hands on, which makes it all the more difficult to figure out what the beautiful and fabulously wealthy Johanna is up to when she tries to convince Charlie to kill the Queen. Suffice it to say that Johanna is not quite what she seems. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crime, and suspense
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Critic reviews
"We're seduced by Charlie's wit, wordplay, and disarming candor about his vanity and many appetites." (Dallas Morning News)
"Wickedly entertaining....A sure-fire, acid-tongued winner." (Publishers Weekly)
Do you need more reasons to buy from this author? In what other book can you read about the master of the house voicing concern to the butler about a constipated canary? Seriously, buy these books. You will not be disappointed.
One of my very favorite authors
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Highly recommend.
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It reads like it was written whilst a bit drunk, and the editor was out of town.
The “plot” just sort of happens to you without any warming up, but the narration makes it worthwhile.
Also, the 1970s were unwoke af, so keep that in mind if you are triggered by sarcastic uses of stereotypes.
The 70s were different
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Love it.
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Guilty Pleasure
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A great book, wonderfully read by Simon Prebble. Read the trilogy in order and you will enjoy every second.
One of the greatest comic novels ever written.
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