...And They All Lived Happily Ever After!
A Smorgashboard of Atrocities
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Narrated by:
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Kay Richards
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By:
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Crystal Connor
About this listen
Once upon a time, in a dark and scary place, in a frightening land way too close to home...
Fourteen short stories of horror, science fiction, and fantasy; 65,306 words of terror by a single author with a dark imagination, who clearly intends to one day be known as a Master in the genre.
©2012 Crystal Connor (P)2013 Crystal ConnorRelated to this topic
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Two little girls stand with their heads bowed in my living room. I’m told they’re my granddaughters. Daisy is nine, and Alice seven. Daisy is the spitting image of her mother. This is the first time I’ve met them since my daughter and I fell out after she married that waste of space, Vince. They’ve come to live with me because their mother — my daughter — was murdered. In her own home while they slept close by. I think Vince killed her. But the police can’t prove it. I’ve always known he was no good. He treated my daughter like dirt. I said he’d cheat on her — but she wouldn’t listen.
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Say No More
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 678
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 668
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 668
Who is Audrey Hoedemaker? It's a question her sister Maureen has heard more times than she can count, and she doesn't know what the short answer would be. Little sister, troubled teen, backpacker, musical theatre coach, con artist, childcare worker. Murderer. A tragic, traumatic childhood casts a long shadow on the Hoedemaker sisters. Maureen has worked hard to move beyond the violence of the past and build a good, honest life for herself. Audrey, however, just can't seem to do the same, careening from one state of chaos to another.
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The Answer Is No
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- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 705
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 670
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Story4 out of 5 stars 670
Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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George Orwell’s 1984
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9,589
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9,095
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41,734
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34,577
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34,158
The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
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Dead Med
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- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso, Scott Merriman
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,211
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,179
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,179
When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Hmm
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- Lisa Stamper
- 02-20-15
The best horror short stories! Stephen King like
If you could sum up ...And They All Lived Happily Ever After! in three words, what would they be?
Horrifyingly interesting listening
What was one of the most memorable moments of ...And They All Lived Happily Ever After!?
the Ghost who haunted the house where the little girl moved in... and only she could see her.... such impressive story telling
What about Kay Richards’s performance did you like?
She makes you feel like you are there
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When the ghost locked the family out of the house and finally let them in.
Any additional comments?
Crystal Connor has surpassed Stephen King as my favorite author!
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- SJames9191
- 09-17-20
A Good Read with a Lot of Solid World Building
Overall a very good read with a lot of solid world building and then the story ends, which at first was annoying but made me want to read more! I look forward to reading more from this author.
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- LisaLovesBigBooks
- 03-13-15
Awesome collection of stories!
Where does ...And They All Lived Happily Ever After! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This audio version brings these stories to life. While limited to sounds and vocal ranges, narrator Kay Richards does an excellent job of creating real life conversations from printed text. With simple door slams and acoustic clunks, audio stories rely on the listener’s imagination to create the scene. Yet, if written appropriately, this can be a fascinating experience. With Connor’s stories there is a level of mystery and intrigue subtly planted. Connor uses the same techniques as Stephen King where she introduces images in the mind of the reader/listener. The reader/listener then creates the rest of the tale in their heads. This creates a truly one of a kind experience with Connor’s stories.I read the printed version first. The narration, like other similar book audios, can lack in certain elements. Where I envisioned grand description, the narrator seem to gloss over that part of the story, quickly and breezily. And where I stop to take a breath, I expected the narrator to stop as well. One thing that threw me off was the quick transition from one story to the next. A longer pause or a chime or something different would alert me that the next story was beginning. Because Connor’s stories are exciting and action-packed, I didn’t want to miss a beat. I wonder… Is it acceptable to add more music or thundering noises to a horror audio? That would truly make the listening experience akin to a movie.Like a child, I enjoyed listening to the story being played out for me. Audio versions, in any genre, are great additions when you have the printed books. It truly adds another dimension to the story; one where you discover little details you thought you knew.
What did you like best about this story?
The variety. This is a collection of stories.
Have you listened to any of Kay Richards’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
This is my first Kay Richards book.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I love all Crystal Connor's books. This is the first audio version I have heard though.
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