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Attack Of The Rom-Com
- A Magically Funny Horror(Ish) Novel
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Publisher's summary
Big mistake. Huge.
Oh, yes-romance, and Tiffani, are coming for Sophie Sweet, whether she likes it or not. And she will Not. Like. It. Tiffani is an unstoppable force, and Sophie, an immovable object who cusses a lot. But Tiffani will prove to Sophie that love can heal her wounds. And it's right in front of her oblivious face. The next day, Sophie wakes up to bad haircuts and braces, for she has landed in a bona-fide romantic comedy. Jodie is there, co-starring in the high school hijinks, but doesn't seem to understand that reality has upended itself. Has Sophie lost her mind? Maybe. Because the following day, Sophie opens her eyes to a new rom-com: royalty, castles, snarky queen. Starring her as the clumsy princess, of course. In fact, each sunrise, Tiffani conjures a new Bridget Jones-y variant for the unenthused "heroine." Sophie is even more convinced that happily-ever-after is only for Hallmark and hand grenades. Her only constant is Jodie, being her magnificent, ride-or-die self through all the iterations of hell. How many torturous scenarios must Sophie endure until she realizes that pure, true love does exist? It exists in Jodie. Maybe Tiffani the Psychic is a freaking genius.
ADVANCE PRAISE for ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM
“I laughed, I cried, I peed a little. One part Thinner, one part Big, Attack of the Rom-Com is the perfect summer read for anyone who wants to ROBL (roll on the beach laughing)."
—Jessica Delfino, author of Amazon #1 bestseller Dumb Jokes For Smart Folks
Martti Nelson’s trademark whip-smart snark gets cranked up to 11 in Attack of the Rom-Com. You’ll snort laugh and spew cliché crumbs as she shatters tropes with a refreshingly deranged voice that might make you believe in 'twue wuv' after all."
— Andy Spain, author of Cash Grab, one of NY Magazine's VULTURE'S "Top Comedy Books of the Year"
Nelson has done it again! In the battle of Sophie versus the Romantic Comedy genre, we are caught in the crossfire and go down in a fit of laughter.
— Keith James, author of 'dark comedy fantasy indie hit' Greg Maxwell's Inferno
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- Jackie E. Davenport
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Absolutely fantastic don't miss it!
I was blown away at how wonderful this book is. it covers all the bases and does it so perfectly. it's sweet charming fun and hilarious. possibly the funniest book I have ever read, tied with The princess Bride. don't miss your opportunity to enjoy something really wonderful. much love to the author ❤️
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