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Party Like A Mock Star!

Have a Booze-Free Blast with No-regrets Mocktails!

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Party Like A Mock Star!

By: Zoe Robinette
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 "Women of all ages, from the fake ID driver's-license (you know you had one) age to the middle-aged socialite with calendar of 'must do' evening cocktail events, to the more mature woman (you know who you are) should read this book. This little tongue in cheek guide reveals what motivates women to drink, what they drink, and why it is just so darn plain easy to drink. So, put down that glass of wine, because I am going to give you tips on how to be social, refined and coherent for a change. You will have an "absolutely fabulous" time out drinking with your friends, without the requisite hangover. That is right you are going to learn how to become a Mock Star(c). How do you rock your mock? Mocking, simplified, is drinking--there is just no alcohol. You have a drink in your hands, hopefully in a beautifully shaped glass, and maybe even an umbrella or sprig of celery to boot, but the drink you're sipping is only 'mocking' an actual drink." - Author Zoe Robinette "Far too many of us are prone to having one drink too many - and then enduring morning-after regrets over our embarrassing behavior. Party Like A Mock Star! puts you back in the driver's seat in a sober fashion thanks to alcohol-free no-regrets 'mocktails'. Tired of having to explain your regrettable behavior after a night of partying? This book is for you!" - Michael B. Davie, author, Winning Ways “This is not a typical self-help book. This is a freaking virtual women’s chat session… This guide will show you how to take part in the dozens of events on your social calendar spiked with libations and entertainment and go home completely sober for a change… learn to mock your way through life with class, and self-confidence. A Mock Star is born!” – Zoe Robinette, More from Zoe: “I'll admit I've been a lightweight drinker since my teens. I fully accept making a mockery of myself in the process of sharing my drinking stories with you. Although I was not any wilder than most of my friends, [actually, I tell some of their stories too] it just took me an exceptionally long time to figure out that alcohol does not mix with everything. That is correct, just about everything, but we can talk about all that later. All it took was an alcoholic drink or two. What I finally had to do to save my sanity and my social grace, was to perfect the art of pretending to drink alcohol, while not taking a sip of the amazing brain altering nectar. I never seemed to get around to using the mocking skills to save, rectify or breathe life into any of my love affairs - that's another story altogether. However, I used these mocking techniques while out with associates, and friends at various functions without just settling for the cola in the soft drink glass. Yes, the art of mocking has been tested and proven. We'll share in this guide some of the party-until-you-drop antics and the final making of the original Mock Star!” ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Zoe Robinette cultivated her joy for performance, theatrics and the art of the tall tale early in life in the middle of the Michigan mitten; her endeavors as a creative writer temporarily upended by her zest for dance, choreography, and health physiology. Zoe earned master's degrees in dance fitness and health at Central Michigan University [CMU], all while raising two beautiful children. She also coordinated CMU's first health fitness program and taught dance classes. She also worked in hospital administration, where the art of drinking cocktails helped her endure endless hours of schmoozing and elbow rubbing. Zoe continues to dance but has returned to her first love, writing. She wears many hats (seriously, she has a lot of hats): the writer also jump-starts medical practices and enjoys networking, public relations and consulting. Zoe Lives works and plays in LA (at times with rock stars or movie stars such as Cheech and Chong, Billy Gibbons and Jacqueline Bisset) and enjoys Mock Cosmopolitans. For more info visit: www.mockstar.tv
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