
Never Lie to a Surgeon
Weird Short Stories of Items Removed from People’s Asses
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Henry Winters

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About this listen
Over three decades, Dr. Danver has encountered countless jaw-dropping, hilarious, and downright shocking cases—most involving the removal of objects from places they were never meant to be. From rogue sex toys, drugs, and foodstuffs to bizarre household items stuck in people’s asses, he’s seen it all—and heard some of the most absurd, often laughable excuses for how they got there. Each case is a wild testament to human curiosity, misadventure, and the extraordinary lengths people will go to in pursuit of sexual pleasure.
But these strange artifacts are more than just medical oddities—they offer a unique glimpse into the absurd and comical side of human nature. With wit, candor, and a touch of Southern charm, Dr. Danver recounts some of the most outrageous cases that left even seasoned medical professionals in disbelief.
Never Lie to a Surgeon is a laugh-out-loud journey through the weirdest corners of human behavior, where curiosity and misadventure collide in the most unexpected ways. Whether you're a fan of medical dramas, fascinated by the human condition, or just looking for wildly entertaining stories, Dr. Danver’s tales will leave you equal parts amazed and amused.
A captivating blend of true stories, true crime, and fiction infused with humor, this collection of short stories will keep you spellbound from beginning to end.
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