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Christopher Fairbanks
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Fred Taylor
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Settled in Germany in a Stalag-like hut on a desolate building site, a very long way from home, the three 'likely lads' from Newcastle ricochet from one disaster to another, with their four very unlikely companions - a gentle giant from Somerset, an over-sexed Cockney, a bike-riding Brummie and a dodgy Scouser....
An exceptionally talented actor, Christopher Fairbanks brings The Magnificent Seven to life with great warmth and humour.
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