• HALO is COOKED. SCREW THIS GAME.

  • Mar 9 2025
  • Length: 16 mins
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HALO is COOKED. SCREW THIS GAME.

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  • Halo's Women's History Month stunt? A pink-tinted tombstone. 343's desperate virtue signaling, with Cortana as a 'role model,' confirms the franchise is officially cooked.


    Forget gameplay; Halo's now a woke PR machine. Hires pushing agendas over development have turned a legend into a laughingstock. Delays, flops, and now this? 343's a masterclass in how to kill a franchise.


    This isn't a one-off. Pride, Black History, now this? Halo's a checklist for woke points, not a game. They've traded innovation for empty gestures.


    Halo's not dying; it's dead. 343's 'woke' virus has won. Another beloved franchise, sacrificed at the altar of corporate agendas.


    ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEbGkANIy-8


    #Halo #HaloInfinite #343Industries #WokeGaming #GamingControversy #WomensHistoryMonth #Cortana #GamingFail #FranchiseKiller #GamingNews #Xbox


    DISCLAIMER: This video contains opinions and humor based on publicly available information. It is not intended to harass or defame anyone.
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