Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over My Cosmic Ascension
A Darkly Funny LITRPG Dungeon Adventure with Higher Stakes and Lower Sanity
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Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over My Cosmic Ascension
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Virtual Voice
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Lina Will
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About this listen
Sarah was just trying to stop her dungeon from collapsing. Now she’s rewriting reality.
What began as a bureaucratic headache has exploded into metaphysical mayhem. As a hybrid dungeon core with a snark problem and too much cosmic power, Sarah is evolving into something no one—kingdoms, liches, or the laws of magic—can define.
The magical Compact is cracking. Archives are collapsing. And the Lich Lord Kravix? He’s one ritual away from turning the world into his ascension playground.
Armed with a crumbling dungeon, glitchy golden glyphs, and a desperate need for five minutes of peace, Sarah must navigate undead politics, divine metaphysics, and the magical equivalent of paperwork-induced existential dread.
It’s hard to save the world when you’re technically breaking it.
Core Chaos: Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over My Cosmic Ascension is a genre-bending dungeon core LitRPG packed with biting humor, magical absurdity, and metaphysical chaos—perfect for fans of sarcastic systems, evolving dungeon cores, and gloriously broken magic.