
2025: The Year the Middle Class Died
Here's The Uncomfortable Truth About The Insane Cost of Eggs.
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Anton Volney

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You walk into the grocery store.
You don’t need much. Just the basics. Maybe some eggs.
And there they are, staring back at you like they just got a signing bonus from the NBA.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
For EGGS.
Somebody slap me.
This CAN’T be real.
Not golden eggs.Not blessed by the pope.
Beyoncé didn’t twerk on them.
Just regular-ass EGGS...
Have now become a luxury.
You remember when eggs were $2.
Hell, even $4 felt like a stretch.
But now?
Now they cost more than GAS!
More than a pack of smokes.
More than your dignity can handle on a Tuesday night.
You put them back, quietly ashamed.
Like you committed a crime by trying to make breakfast.
You walk out with peanut butter and a sinking feeling in your gut.
That’s not inflation.
That’s the sobering realization that you’re poor.
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