Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it’s more than a tropical vibe—it’s the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯
This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a “Ross’s Undress-4-Less” club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki.

Why hit “Play”?
🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation.
👕 Custom vs. Thrift Aloha Shirts – Hand-sewn couture or Big-Island bargain bin?
😂 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” – Discount club business plan you didn’t ask for.
🦃 153-Day Countdown – Grab those Blue Note Waikiki tickets before they’re gone.
👶 A Dramatic First – Thomas’s Spice-Girls concert confession.
🎸 90s Alt-Rock Rabbit Hole – Gin Blossoms perform an entire Goo Goo Dolls set (true story).
🎤 Spacehog Heartbreak – Chip misses In the Meantime by 30 seconds.
📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – Dress comfy, phones down, no deep-cut requests, groups ≤4.
🎟 Opening-Act Rule – How The Frey went from unknowns to main-stage heroes.
🦢 Goose at MSG Meetup – Wear your Hawaiian shirt & come say "CHIP!".

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Chapters
00:00 Big-Apple Reunion & Goose Tickets Locked
01:15 Thomas’s Secret Spice-Girls Past 🤫
05:00 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy vs Gallagher Slander
07:30 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” Shaddy Club Pitch
11:19 153-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
12:04 Front Desk Sketch
20:25 Pineapple Shirt = What? Carnival Cruise Saga
24:40 Innocent Pineapple Enthusiasts + Knife-to-Pineapple Bit
29:05 Decoding Aloha-Shirt Symbols (Stop-Talk Roses, Teen-Wolf Trivia, etc.)
36:00 Duncan Sheik & 90s CD Store Nostalgia
40:45 Gin Blossoms Play Goo Goo Dolls?! 🤯
48:25 Spacehog “In the Meantime”—Chip’s Concert Tragedy
54:44 Concert-Etiquette Masterclass (Dress, Phones, No Requests)
1:00:22 Why You Must See the Opening Act
1:03:40 Goose at MSG Meetup + Farewell