Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.

Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.

** What Happens in Whistling Rock Stays in Your Heart. ** Pull out your ugly sweaters, roll out the gingerbread dough, and get ready to boogie with the townsfolk at the Snowflake Dance. This sweet holiday rom-com is sure to put a smile on your face and holiday cheer in your heart. After signing up for EMRT (Extreme Matchmaking Reform Therapy), Jessica and Jake get stuck in a small village straight from a Hallmark flick. But they're about to find out what the townsfolk have known all along—what happens in Whistling Rock...stays in your heart. Jessica, who's never particularly liked Jake, ...

"I think my husband is with your wife." I never thought I'd say those words, especially to a man like Beau Weaton, whose wife looks like a quintessential Kardashian. My adorably geeky Greg would never: A—cheat on me in the first place, and B—attract attention from the likes of Trish Wheaton. But when signs that he's cheating start to pile up, Beau and I gear up for a secret trip of our own: a good old-fashioned sting op! When the two of us eventually wind up single, I can't help but feel drawn to Beau, the one man who knows the depths of my pain. The trouble is, Beau Wheaton would never...

Princess Arabella of Avonia is bored out of her ever-loving mind. No 28-year-old wants to live an endless loop of high teas, state dinners, and the same five conversations. They want freedom and adventure. After a wild night out in Ibiza ends in disaster, the royal handlers have shortened her leash considerably. Desperate for an out, she sneakily signs up to cohost a new nature docu-series, starring Will Banks, the man dubbed "McHotty of the Wilderness".

** I can't believe I agreed to this! ** Daisy is struggling to get over her past. Ian would do anything to fix it. When these high school sweethearts get a second chance, their chemistry is stronger than ever. But will their differences keep them apart? Ever dreamed of being famous? I did, but not like this. I’m Cake Girl—from the viral video where the groom shoves cake in the bride’s face. That video cost me my marriage which, let’s face it, was doomed from the start since the groom, Ian Kelly, is downright evil. Five years later, I’m still fighting flashbacks. But now I have a ...

It was dislike at first sight. Now they’re snowed-in at a campsite. *** Bonus Book included for a limited time*** When Pyper shows up to a winter festival half a day early to beat the storm, she learns the event has been put on hold. Now she’s stuck alone in a campsite with a blizzard that’s getting worse with each furious flake. The good news? Someone else beat the storm too, which means Pyper won’t be on her own after all. The bad news? That someone is the ever-grumpy Kenneth Billings, a man she’s secretly nick-named Beamer Boy, Office Grinch, and her new and rising favorite, ...

Dozens of Cameras Millions of Viewers One Second chance When Nikki and her old high school flame go on a reality TV show, they’re locked in a home while the cameras roll. The goal? Help these high school sweethearts fall back in love. Is the old spark still alive or did it fizzle out long ago?

When Augie meets his new client, Luna, he puts her to the test. In turn, Luna throws sand in his face. They may be off to a bumpy start, but that’s nothing compared to what’s in store. Social media influencer Luna Vine is getting death threats, so her father insists she seeks private protection. Luna agrees and soon comes face-to-face with Augie Garcia, former boxing champion, possible attacker—hence, the sand in the face—and future heart-melting crush…because no woman could resist those brown, broody eyes. Luna’s not convinced there’s any real danger behind the threats until ...

** FALLING IN LOVE NEVER FELT SO GOOD! ** A fun, feel-good, 4-book romance collection with men worth falling for. Cowboys and Billionaires includes: The Billionaire’s Second Chance: Billionaire Duke Benton, the last bachelor standing among the Benton Brothers, has a second chance at romance with a woman from his past. The one woman he regrets letting go of. But can he keep her in his grip this time? The Cowboy’s Catch: When Jason Keller bids on a date with Marlee at the town's fundraising event, Marlee's compelled to accept. It's just one date after all, and it's not like she'd ever ...

Bear is a famous lumberjack from Cobble Creek. Maddie is the high school crush he left behind. Their second chance at romance gives them the kiss they’ve both been dreaming of, but will it all end there? Maddie Collins, first-grade teacher at Cobble Creek Elementary, is not a man-hater. Sure, her absent father gave men a bad name, and her mother always warned her that high hopes were dangerous things, but Maddie still hopes to find a man who’ll return the love she has to offer. When lumberjack and former crush Bear Schaefer strolls back into town and right into her classroom, Maddie ...

*** Flirting With Enemy *** Emmitt’s about to fall for a private investigator and he doesn’t even know it. Sloane is going to fall for him too, just before she learns that she’s working for the wrong side. The suspense is kicking up in Winter Kisses at The Homestead Inn. *** This series is best read in order. *** Billionaires In Hiding Series includes: 1. Springtime Love at The Homestead Inn: Country Boy & City Girl 2. Summer Nights at The Homestead Inn: While He Was Sleeping 3. Autumn Romance at The Homestead Inn: Do Nice Guys Finish Last? 4. Winter Kisses at The Homestead Inn: ...

Four billionaires get more than they bargain for when they visit Gramercy, Utah--and its unlikely centerpiece, a beautiful Irish castle! Follow Levi, Owen, Felix, and Ryker as they find the women of their dreams in this enchanting boxed set. This special collection includes four full-length novels—The Billionaire Broker, The Billionaire Doctor, The Billionaire CEO, and The Billionaire Mentor. From a secret marriage pact, to a fake relationship, to a love triangle, and to enemies who swear they'll never fall in love, this series will surprise and delight. All of these books take place in ...

***There's no better place to fall in love! *** Can you hear it? The seagulls calling, the breeze blowing, and the steady waves crashing over the shore. In this 3-book collection, you'll visit a beachside bungalow in the Maldives, the prestigious Royal Palms Resort, and a Tuscany-style Villa on Myrtle Beach. Expect closed-door romance with passion, heart, and plenty of white sand you can sink your toes into. 28 Days with a Billionaire After a billionaire jerk nearly ruins her life, Camila gets her dream job at a beachside villa. But that job looks more like a nightmare when she meets her ...

Quinn’s been in love with her friend, Micah, for two years straight.But between Micah’s dense skull and his even denser girlfriend, Quinn hasn’t stood a chance.But things are about to change. With Ms. Denser out of the picture and Christmas around the bend, Quinn has a plan that could switch their status from bumping fists to locking lips.

Hotel magnate Brent Albright is poised to marry a woman he’s not totally wild about purely for business reasons. His betrothed, busy wedding planner Jackie Webb, has an equally impersonal agenda. Hope Webb has spent her entire life getting her twin sister Jackie out of fixes, and now Jackie’s in the biggest fix of all. She can’t eke out enough time to attend her own pre-wedding parties in beautiful Blue Hill, Maine. What starts out as a favor to impersonate the bride-to-be for one event turns into an all-week affair....

Ruth "Ruthless" Harper is on the verge of becoming managing partner at her all-male consulting firm and she won't let anything stand in her way. That includes men, relationships, and that dreaded F word, feelings - distractions she eliminated long ago. After the worst day ever (a near-death experience and a public wedgie, for starters), Ruth realizes she doesn't want to live and die alone. She puts together a business plan to find the perfect man and dives head first into the murky online dating pool.